Biden Instructs Military To Shoot Anyone Who Calls U.S. A Banana Republic

The Bee ^ | June 12, 2023

[Navy Patriot]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to widespread public outcry following the indictment of former President Donald Trump, Joe Biden has ordered the military to shoot anyone who dares to refer to the United States as a "banana republic."

"Listen up, folks. The United States is not a banana republic. Got it?" Biden said sternly in brief remarks to members of the media at the White House. "That's just a bunch of malarky and anyone who tries to say it will be dragged into the street and executed. I don't even like bananas. Greetenbarzarfit!"

The Biden administration has been accused of totalitarianism and weaponization of the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents, largely due to Biden implementing totalitarianism and weaponizing the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents. The White House continues to refute such claims. "This administration does not engage in oppressive tactics," said black lesbian White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is also a lesbian who is black. "Any claims to the contrary can only come from enemies of the state and will be met with swift and vengeful force to permanently silence them."

[wjcsux]

“The Bee has deteriorated to an unimpeachable Hard News and Facts Publication.
They simply refuse to print anything but the Truth. ”

They publish the truth a couple of months in advance.

[philman_36]

Go get them, Them!

[philman_36]

Do you ever wonder that you might be affecting someone in a negative way with those pics?
Even worse, in a positive way. He's getting away with it so I can too.

Just something to think about.

JMO, YMMV

[Songcraft]

That photo is already freely, publicly available.   I got the link for it from doing a simple google search, and there are hundreds or thousands of other picture montages like that of Biden, already openly, freely, publicly available, on google, and all other search engines.   I did not create it, and I don't think these real, true, public displays should be hidden from the public eye, like much of the msm seek to do with them.

To see this for yourself, go into google, then enter the following as shown (like I did to find that montage), and click on the google "image" search:

     biden montage with girls

These montage pictures are all already out there and widely, publicly available.

Joe should be locked up for doing these things, and so should everyone else who does them, no matter what excuses they come up with for doing them.

[philman_36]

To see this for yourself...

I don't want to see it. That's the point.

Hey, you do you. Carry on.

[philman_36]

These montage pictures are all already out there and widely, publicly available.

Even worse, in a positive way. He's getting away with it so I can too.

THINK about that.

[philman_36]

You're PRAISING pictures of a child molester who is getting away with it in broad daylight!

I didn't think it would be that hard to grasp.

[philman_36]

But hey, you do you. Carry on.

[philman_36]

YOU don’t have to post them HERE, that’s all I’m saying.

[Chgogal]

“The Biden administration has been accused of totalitarianism and weaponization of the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents, largely due to Biden implementing totalitarianism and weaponizing the Department of Justice against political opponents and dissidents.”

The above is kind of true. Just ask Trump.

[Songcraft]

This is supposed to be a lighthearted, Babble-on Beans thread, so I don't want to get into subjects that are too serious here, but I want to ask you just one more question, in response to your concerns you expressed to me here.

Using your same logic, one could say that shining a light on the biden family bribery crimes might cause others to think about doing those kinds of crimes too, saying that if the bidens can get away with it, they should be able to get away with it too.   Do you think those biden bribery crimes should also be swept under the rug like that, for the exact same reason, like you suggest for biden's vile pedophilia evidence, just like the main stream media always tries to do with both of those types of evidence for biden's series of crimes?

(Here's a little friendly suggestion for you too -- if a picture here or somewhere else bothers you, just look away from it.)

I also have to say goodnight now, but think those things over carefully.

[Songcraft]

I'm not praising ANYTHNG, philman.   Where in the world do you get that idea?   These posts in a bee thread are sarcastic, unreal posts.   My post was a play on words about Chiquita bananas, in case you missed that.

Anyway, you should take care of what YOU post, and I'll take care of what I post.   If anything inappropriate or unacceptable is posted by either of us, the mods will take care of that.

(I'm outta here.)

[philman_36]

Using your same logic, one could say that shining a light on the biden family bribery crimes might cause others to think about doing those kinds of crimes too, saying that if the bidens can get away with it, they should be able to get away with it too.

Subtle difference between could and should and yet it makes all of the difference in the world.
Where have I said anyone should get away with anything?

[philman_36]

My post was a play on words about Chiquita bananas, in case you missed that.

With a picture (reply 11) of a grown man molesting a child alongside of those words. Right?

And you're free to continue posting that pic if you so choose.
Could and should.

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.

[joma89]

The United States is a banana republic.

[GOPJ]

And he’s a crook...

[COBOL2Java]

"That's just a bunch of malarky and anyone who tries to say it will be dragged into the street and executed. I don't even like bananas. Greetenbarzarfit!"

Greetenbarzarfit; is that the name of his personal demon?

[MayflowerMadam]

You’re using the future tense. We’re sort of in it now, right at the edge. If things pan out for Biden in Miami today, I give it a month before this is a thing.

Biden’s cohorts shot a girl on Jan. 6. Parents now officially are “terrorists”. Christians arrested for praying; being shot isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Greetenbarzarfit; is that the name of his personal demon? “

Probably not. Demons don’t like to say their names.

“Greetenbarzarfit” possibly is what he says when he’s filling his diaper.