Posted on 03/27/2023 6:38:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly slapping a woman in the face with a slice of pizza.
Marion County deputies responded to a home after receiving a 911 hang-up call and possible domestic disturbance, as per Click Orlando.
When they arrived, they met with 39-year-old Ortelio Lazaro Alfonso outside the home. According to a probable cause affidavit, Alfonso said he got into a verbal argument with a woman.
When deputies spoke to the woman, she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
Could this be another Pizza Gate?
LOL
Dean Martin said it all.
To clear up the pizza technical legal terms——
What does loaded pizza mean?
Loaded Pizzas mean MORE toppings and MORE cheese.—web search.
Did Florida Man know his pizza was loaded?
Would a plain cheeze pizza lower this to a misdemeanor?
Very Funny! 100 points for your post!
Hey, just like they do in Italy.
Was it pepperoni piazza ??
Do he load it up with extra toppings ??
Was it thin or thick crust? Costco size?
Important details to determine whether it’s a misdemeanor or felony.
Forensics specialists measured tomato sauce splatter on the walls. After careful analysis, it was found that it was the pizza that flung the sauce due to mozzarella snap back.
/Hee hee!
If it was Frozen there could have been some real damage.
That right there is why I don't put sauce on my pizza!
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