Posted on 03/26/2023 3:59:32 AM PDT by NetAddicted
Where’s Fetterman? It’s a good question. The new senator from Pennsylvania has been on a lengthy absence following physical and mental health struggles.
We, of course, wish Senator Fetterman a full recovery and recommend a peaceful retirement for his own sake – something those who advise him should have recommended long before subjecting him to a grueling senate campaign.
In an information vacuum, such as the one surrounding John Fetterman’s long absence, things are bound to get crazy … and they have.
Oh god yes, Fake Fetterman conspiracy, let's go pic.twitter.com/rRuw2wPcpw
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) March 24, 2023
That’s right, a recent proof-of-life photo of Fetterman has Twitter users questioning if the senator has been replaced with a body double.
We’re just going to clear this up right now: We don’t buy it. Remember all the Melania Trump body double nonsense?
Facial expressions, camera angles, lighting, and weight change are almost always the best explanation when these conspiracy theories crop up.
That doesn’t change the fact that it’s hilarious!
I'm getting word that New Fetterman's name is Randy, they picked him up at a Phish concert in Tampa
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) March 24, 2023
LOLOLOL!
I don't think I'm ready for "Fetterman body double" twitter.
— Chief Impact Officer BT (@back_ttys) March 24, 2023
Oh, but ‘Fetterman body double’ Twitter is ready for you, friend!
Where is John Fetterman? pic.twitter.com/8PdxHMSnWX
— Corn Pop's Gun Moll (@jeannebodine) March 23, 2023
Bwahaha!
Seriously, you’re the best, Twitter!
Where is John Fetterman and why is he not making a public appearance? It’s his duty to his constituents. pic.twitter.com/1OLGtZcgIt
— Emma (@AKfortySlevin) March 24, 2023
Weekend at Johnny’s?
🚨Things Aren’t Adding Up!🤨
Where is John Fetterman? Has anyone seen or heard from him? Is his wife Gisele still out of the country? pic.twitter.com/RW4LzdYMMx
— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) March 23, 2023
They put them on milk cartons. LOL. We’re not sure this meme could be done much better …
Who is John #fetterman https://t.co/qaL0RLO2iM
— Honoree d'Ballsack (@go2beguile) March 24, 2023
… we stand corrected.
When you order Fetterman's replacement on Wish dot com https://t.co/cJn0LN9h1J
— ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 (@SumDumHoe) March 24, 2023
LOL. Nice.
"Senator Fetterman was heard to have said that, after his time at Bethesda Naval Hospital, he feels like a completely new person." https://t.co/77VfE4lXa4
— THE Crapplefratz (Accept no substitutes) (@Crapplefratz) March 24, 2023
That’s good.
Now playing the role of John Fetterman: David French! https://t.co/1KAkOCpYcR
— Tripp Whitbeck (@trippwhitbeck) March 24, 2023
We seriously thought Fetterman 2.0 looked familiar. Now we can’t unsee it!
This Fetterman probably lives under a bridge and eats evangelical passers by.
Glad to see Senator Fetterman feeling better and back with his wife. pic.twitter.com/F99CZurjBI
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) March 24, 2023
Modern medicine is amazing! LOL.
Honest Question… 😬#Fetterman #Pittsburgh #Pensylvania pic.twitter.com/X6Sy0qYern
— AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ (@AwakenedOutlaw) March 24, 2023
Well done. We’re stealing this.
Where is John Fetterman ‘s wife? pic.twitter.com/LJ8D6TPDo4
— ChairmanOohMowMow (@ooh_mow) March 24, 2023
Wouldn’t want to leave out Senator Fetterman (Gisele).
Where John Fetterman be at?
Anyone know the answer? 🤷🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/YB51BQk9t1
— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) March 18, 2023
LOLOLOL!
For real though, where is John Fetterman?
— Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️ (@WaltzingMtilda) March 24, 2023
That is the real question.
Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman's office said Thursday that he is expected to return soon to the chamber, although Democratic leaders are giving no timeline five weeks after he sought inpatient treatment for clinical depression.
https://t.co/azCrKunkMn
— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) March 23, 2023
According to his office, he’ll be back … ‘soon’. Time will tell.
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In looking at the side by side pics, the “new” fetterman’s head is more rounded, forehead is higher and his chin is round.
I honestly don’t think it’s him..
Where’s Ditch?
Hairy Reed acolytes need to know....
ping~ I am in for the laughs!
Now playing the role of John Fetterman: David French! https://t.co/1KAkOCpYcR
— Tripp Whitbeck (@trippwhitbeck) March 24, 2023
We seriously thought Fetterman 2.0 looked familiar. Now we can’t unsee it!
This Fetterman probably lives under a bridge and eats evangelical passers by.
In looking at the side by side pics, the “new” fetterman’s head is more rounded, forehead is higher and his chin is round.
I honestly don’t think it’s him..
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Perhaps Walter Reed has plastic surgeons. For FetterGoon and Pelosi and the like.
I found another post from 3/24 of a tweet with the new photo, saying he doesn’t look the same:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4140683/posts
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The fact that Fetterman is hospitalized for depression for this long means that he is a danger to himself and others and/or he is incapable of functioning as a human being (i.e., he's like an Alzheimer's patient).
Doppelganger
Every day and in every way John is getting better and better. [/s]
I think what the clinic did with him for the past two months...dissolved the various drug treatments, found the right mix of drugs, got him on a work-out plan, new diet introduced, and along the way...he lost (I’m guessing) 20 pounds.
I suspect for all of 2022, he was mixing up a minimum of five drugs which weren’t optimum. For a while, he might appear as a ‘new’ Fetterman. But with the stroke after affects, you really need to cut back on work-hours and eliminate stress (something that he’s just not able to do).
That tweet has a Twitter note saying photo is from May 2022.
I assumed he lost weight due to not eating because of depression.
Fetterman doesn’t move very much and they are keeping his room at 31 degrees F.
Years ago in Hawaii, they elected a dead woman,
Patsy Mink.
That is how EFFed Democrats are so Fetterman is no different.
The important thing is to preserve the Party, everything, and everyone else be damned!
You always look better after a month-long drug rehab.
The lights are on but Fetterman is not home.
Nothing about the second Fetterman looks real.
Head shape, ears, brow, and the nose ALL look significantly different.
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