It is not a true “smart” appliance unless it defends itself against those who want to ban it!
I can't look at an elaborate espresso machine without seeing a thinly disguised Dalek just biding it's time before wreaking havoc.
Posted on 01/12/2023 5:24:33 PM PST by McGruff
We all know that gas stoves are murderous devils, but they aren't the only household appliances the government should ban for our own safety! Here are seven other appliances that are problematic:
Toasters: Their job is to turn something white into something brown, which is basically blackface for bread.
Furnaces: Uh oh, that's basically like a gas stove for your entire house.
Coffee Makers: Do you know how many third-world workers were exploited to bring you that bag of coffee beans? We don't know either, but it's probably a lot.
Blenders: These turn everything into one homogenous slurry instead of retaining the individual identity of each ingredient. It's like they don't care about diversity at all!
Washing Machines: Separate cycles for whites and colors? What year is it, 1619???
Waffle Irons: You know who else liked waffles? Hitler, that's who!
Air Fryers: These aren't problematic, but they take up a lot of counter space. Plus, they're a real pain to clean.
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I gagged every time I saw that skit.
Could you send me more info???
Sounds impossible.
Poor Laraine Newman had to drink that fish swill.
It’s a Galanz brand. I can’t remember if I got it at Amazon or Wal-Mart. It’s only 900 watts, but it’s more powerful than my old 1100 watt microwave. Biggest drawback -— there are very sparse operating instructions. Here is a YouTube video about it:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dguFrgeJbGY
BB is not even funny more. I read each article knowing it will eventually come true.
I couldn’t believe it. Didn’t Aykroyd drink it, too?
Hoo boy...that first one has me laughing so hard I can make it to #2!
Not sure.
I’m sure they substituted something else for the tasting scene, but the whole concept is still disgusting.
As the saying goes, “comedy isn’t pretty.”
How often do you have to change the air in an air fryer?
That’s Great Bass
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Gotta agree on the air fryer...but they ain’t getting mine.
First they came for the kitchen appliances, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a cook.
Then they came for the yard equipment, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a landscaper.
Then they came for the tools in the garage, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a handyman.....
I've heard that most of the Biben family is so crooked that they sleep in cork screws
The first thing that America needs to ban is the democrat party.
Swamp dies
DOJ returns to normal
Liberalism goes into a coma
Marxism dies
It’s a all win deal.
Wow, all that functionality for well under $200. Pretty amazing. I’m going to check this out.
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It is not a true “smart” appliance unless it defends itself against those who want to ban it!
I can't look at an elaborate espresso machine without seeing a thinly disguised Dalek just biding it's time before wreaking havoc.
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