Posted on 01/12/2023 5:24:33 PM PST by McGruff
We all know that gas stoves are murderous devils, but they aren't the only household appliances the government should ban for our own safety! Here are seven other appliances that are problematic:
Toasters: Their job is to turn something white into something brown, which is basically blackface for bread.
Furnaces: Uh oh, that's basically like a gas stove for your entire house.
Coffee Makers: Do you know how many third-world workers were exploited to bring you that bag of coffee beans? We don't know either, but it's probably a lot.
Blenders: These turn everything into one homogenous slurry instead of retaining the individual identity of each ingredient. It's like they don't care about diversity at all!
Washing Machines: Separate cycles for whites and colors? What year is it, 1619???
Waffle Irons: You know who else liked waffles? Hitler, that's who!
Air Fryers: These aren't problematic, but they take up a lot of counter space. Plus, they're a real pain to clean.
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Ha ha.
LOL!
There’s a superb thread on Tweater with pics of Dems/libs cooking on gas stoves.
FLOTUS
AOC
Beta O’Dork
Gavin Newsom
Booty-Gig
Greta Thunberg
Fauxcahontas (hers says the methane is stolen from tribal lands)
How is a guy exploited that has access to all the coffee he could ever want to drink? That sounds more like paradise. And it is all because of us coffee drinkers!
Bee always nails it!
(But I do agree with their stance on air fryers!)
Crockpot: only problematic in states marijuana isn’t legalized.
Cheese graters
Thanks to those rectangular monoliths ice delivery guys people have been out of work and starving for over a century!
They can't hold out much longer.
lol.....
Cork Screws. Probably not all that dangerous, just really wacky looking.
I had to get a new microwave; it bakes, roasts, broils, AND airfrys, in addition to microwaving! It wasn’t expensive, either. Its interior is metal; how that works as a microwave, I have no idea, but it does.
Water heaters should be banned and replaced with electrically heated devices. Europe must ban “geysers” or gas fired water heaters found in about every European kitchen. Learn to take cold showers you spoiled Euroweenies.
Cheese graters are eeeevilll; their goal in life is to maim knuckles and shave off fingernails, not to mention fingertips!
Salad shooters are assault kitchenware.
I can’t even find my pants until I’ve had 2 cups of coffee. Good reason to keep the coffee pot.
It is not a true “smart” appliance unless it defends itself against those who want to ban it!
Of course stoves need to go because they give kids burns and burn down houses,
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