Indiana Jones franchise ushers in female lead to replace Harrison Ford

PM ^ | Dec. 2, 2022 | Joshua Young

[Bon of Babble]

"A handful of different endings have been shot and are being shown to test audiences. In one, Indy dies but not before handing over his bullwhip to Phoebe’s character."

[Magnatron]

Is this the film that has the scene where Indiana Jones’s character gets his bullwhip tangled up in his walker?

[Antoninus]

As a huge fan of the first three movies, I think I’ll take a pass on this one.

[nralife]

“Perhaps the plan is really simple - kill off everything that defines American culture.”

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Exactly!

[catnipman]

we were just lamenting the other day about how much we USED to enjoy going to the movies ...

[MrBambaLaMamba]

I apologize for my last post.

On reflection, what I meant to say was I don’t care unless the new actor is a 375lb black/Chinese trans lesbian Satanist.

[Bon of Babble]

Yes, I remember that Shia LeBouf was being groomed to replace Harrison Ford.

I don’t think LeBouf is mentally stable - he was replaced by Harry Styles in the new movie “Don’t Worry, Darling,” apparently b/c of disagreements about just about everything - we watched this recently on HBO - Styles was absolutely horrible and never should have been cast.

[Tired of Taxes]

I haven’t watched one modern movie with a “heroine.”

But, back in the 80’s, some big movies had heroines, and I don’t remember anyone complaining about them. Examples: ALIENS and TERMINATOR II.

[Tell It Right]

[john drake]

Agreed.

[Mr Rogers]

I have the three Indiana Jones movies on DVD. There are only THREE. And there will NEVER be more!

DVDs, so I can remember when movies were fun.

[EEGator]

Shia is bat guano crazy.

[EEGator]

You must be a woman.

[Reily]

Another example of the total lack of creativity in Hollyweird!

[NorthMountain]

The best part of the movie is....the end.

The best part of the movie is the empty seat that I'm NOT occupying.

[Allegra]

For me, there is only ONE Indiana Jones…

Exactly. Woketards want to ruin everything.

I hope this travesty is a huge bust.

[EEGator]

👍

[EEGator]

…with a penchant for buggery.

[Hardastarboard]

This is like making Daisy Ridley the “new” Luke Skywalker, and wrapping her in dirty cotton gauze for her costume. She has a neck like an NFL lineman, and the costume itself is hideous. I wasn’t impressed with her acting either.

[NorthMountain]

You all just can’t wait to hand your money over

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