‘We’ve Changed the Looks of His Groin Forever.’ Florida Cops Shoot Arsonist [Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd]

Todd Starnes ^ | November 20, 2022 | Todd Starnes

[Red Badger]

Polk County Sheriff’s deputies shot an arsonist his his manhood.

“We’ve changed the looks of his groin forever — if you know what I mean,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said at a press conference.

Luke Neely is facing a number of charges after he threw molotov cocktails at a house and then led police on a high speed chase. The chase ended near Dinosaur World when police opened fire.

Neely was found with a loaded AR-15 and a fully loaded handgun.

He’s been charged with 3 counts of attempted first-degree murder, arson, 7 counts of firebombing and one count of resisting arrest. More charges from Hillsborough County are pending.

Neely is expected to survive his injuries, but is not expected to be able to procreate.

VIDEO AT LINK.......................

[Liz]

LoL......now that’s funny.

[Red Badger]

LOL! Now I get it!.....................😜😉🤦‍♂️

[Delta 21]

[Red Badger]

He paid his “Pound of Flesh” debt..................

[Liz]

Now he’s in No Man’s Land........snx.m

[Guenevere]

GRADY JUDD!!!!….Great

[Ignatz]

“Name change from Bent Rod to Peter Dinkle”

Perhaps “Les Johnson”...

[Liz]

It’s not fatal....he’s just been pen-alized......ouch.

[Liz]

LoL......

[csvset]

A crushing blow.

[martin_fierro]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING.

[Red Badger]

Well, he can meditate on his future in the PENitentiary................

[Sarcazmo]

This is a real concern for me as well because LEOs are trained to aim for center mass.

[Red Badger]

Maybe their “Kentucky Windage” was ‘off’ a bit..................😉

[Liz]

Let me write that down.......soon as I find a PENcil.

[deport]

New nicknames...... BALL LESS; 2 down; nutless; nut free;
balls begone; sackless

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I don’t know how it is in Florida, but in Massachusetts a peace officer has police power in the entire state. Crossing a town or county line to beat a ticket or arrest doesn’t work. A Boston cop can arrest or ticket you in Springfield. There appears to be some kind of reciprocity between Massachusetts and New Hampshire, at least. Felons fleeing across the NH/MA state line can be pursued and arrested by either flavor of cop in either state. They may have to be extradited, but the pursuing officer turns the perp over to the locals.

There was a holy bruhaha when local cops got into a fist fight with staties over directing traffic outside of Gillette Stadium. Apparently the staties thought that that was their rice bowl, but some locals underbid them for the overtime gig paid for by the Stadium.

[IYAS9YAS]

Name change from Bent Rod to Peter Dinkle.

And now he has to sitzpinkle.

[TexasGator]

Ten shots. Two hits in legs and one in groin.