Posted on 10/26/2022 5:24:05 PM PDT by simpson96
Today is Hillary Clinton’s 75th birthday, as Luther noted. Earlier this week, the former first lady, U.S. senator, secretary of state, and current not-president celebrated with “about 100 of her top donors and longtime supporters at the St. Regis in New York to talk about her future,” Teddy Schleifer of Puck reported. No, she won’t be running for anything. But she is thinking about her legacy. So “she has been pitching donors on a new philanthropic entity called the Hillary Rodham Clinton Leadership Project,” according to Schleifer. He continues:
The new Clinton initiative will both highlight what Clinton has already done, particularly for women around the world, and serve as a new home for Clinton to talk about her own philanthropic work going forward—on democracy, global health and leadership development.
So Hillary spent her birthday figuring out how to profit from the same brand-driven, elite-level arbitrage that she and her husband have depended on ever since the end of his presidency. (And before that presidency’s end.) Points for consistency, I guess. What certain people and institutions see in Hillary, so much so that they continue to pointlessly reward and elevate her — as a paragon of “leadership!” — well after her political utility has expired, is beyond me.
When it seemed likely that she would become president, all those donations to the “Clinton Global Initiative” — since dried up — at least made a crude political sense, even as they were the quintessence of modern elite corruption. A President Hillary — just typing the words suffices to make one shudder, especially this close to Halloween — would be someone you’d want to have exchanged favors with. But failed-candidate Hillary? The one who spends her days stewing about the past and engaging in the same kind of election denialism she condemns when it comes from the other side? What’s the point?
Indeed, the best present Hilary Clinton could give herself on her 75th birthday would be to remove herself from public life. She should spend her remaining years in pleasant quietude, being with her grandchildren, going on walks, and tinkering with powered-exoskeleton builds. Her retirement would double as a welcome gift for the rest of us.
Hillary is a decrepit alcoholic pill popper who cannot get over the fact she is Yesterdays news, and she lives in a total fantasy world of her own imagination
A hot lead enema? Then what’s left of Her Heinous would fit in a shoe box!
One thing she could really use is a swift boot in the ass. Jo Jo needs to send his disinformation CZAR after Clintoon and have her lying ass locked up.
A blessing.
To steal from “Fiddler on the Roof”:
Rabbi, is there a blessing for Hillary Clinton?
A blessing for Hillary Clinton? Yes. May the Lord bless and keep Hillary Clinton...far away from us!
The book “How to Win Friends and Influence People,” by Dale Carnegie.
Once again, it is so appropriate to mention the great Lee Rodgers and how he described Bill: The Hillbilly Whorehopper From Hot Springs. If only there could be a corner office of the Clinton Lie-brary, an office for Billy Boy and all his fellow skirt chasers.
Orange jumpsuit-—
A van with an extra padded floor for the next time they toss her in.
A dog turd.
No, that’s not right.
Two dog turds.
A walking tour of Haiti.
A walking tour of Haiti.
“The Gift Hillary Clinton Needs for Her 75th Birthday...”
A tumor.
A coupon for $2 off her next pizza at Pizza Hut.
A membership in Hair Club For Men.
A fight with a mongoose.
A cloth to wipe things with…..that was only worn twice by a Sumo Wrestler.
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