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The Gift Hillary Clinton Needs for Her 75th Birthday [Please do chime in with your own idea, Freepers]
National Review ^ | 10/26/2022 | Jack Butler

Posted on 10/26/2022 5:24:05 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: Dilbert San Diego

“ She keeps popping up every so often.”

Like a bad case of herpes.


21 posted on 10/26/2022 5:43:20 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (At this point I would rather have the illegals here than the liberals.)
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To: simpson96

A date with a firing squad.


22 posted on 10/26/2022 5:43:55 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every leftist is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
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To: Olog-hai

Another strap-on


23 posted on 10/26/2022 5:44:22 PM PDT by Brandonmark (November 2024 cannot come soon enough!)
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To: Libloather

Dear Babushka,

Here is a case of vodka to ease the pain of your defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Sincerely,

Donald J Trump 45th President of the United States.


24 posted on 10/26/2022 5:45:17 PM PDT by unclebankster (Globalism is the last refuge of a scoundrel)
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To: simpson96

BARF!!


25 posted on 10/26/2022 5:45:49 PM PDT by rod5591
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To: simpson96

A new broom to ride.
26 posted on 10/26/2022 5:46:07 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: simpson96

Lysol Feminine (?) Freshener Spray . . . intensified for that cabbage and stale urine smell. Now in the special 6-gallon spray bottle. Expect it to last for three applications.


27 posted on 10/26/2022 5:47:59 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: simpson96

Short rope and a tricked out stage...for her next speech of course....


28 posted on 10/26/2022 5:48:04 PM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary that good men do nothing)
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To: simpson96

A Bubba Wallace garage door pull =o)


29 posted on 10/26/2022 5:48:37 PM PDT by SheepWhisperer ("Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but the provocations of a fool are heavier than both" PRO 27:3)
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To: simpson96

A Nimbus 2022.


30 posted on 10/26/2022 5:49:44 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: simpson96

31 posted on 10/26/2022 5:52:13 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
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32 posted on 10/26/2022 5:52:29 PM PDT by Bobalu (Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.)
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To: simpson96

Spackle, so she can seal up that gash in her face. The stupid keeps leaking out.


33 posted on 10/26/2022 5:52:45 PM PDT by Lee Enfield (Candy Corn (nobody says anything sweet anymore))
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To: Pilgrim's Progress
Product names… for instance, if “Janitor In A Drum” made a douche, nobody would buy it, man! It’d be like “Raid Feminine Hygiene Spray”…“Raid! Aaaaugh!” They call them “feminine hygiene sprays”… they’re under-leg deodorants, y’know!

— George Carlin

34 posted on 10/26/2022 5:54:35 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: simpson96

Sugar and Fat Free Haribo Bears

A 50# bag should suffice.


35 posted on 10/26/2022 5:54:42 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Brandonmark

Oof, not another.

This was actually enacted on Howard Stern’s “New Year’s Rotten Eve” pay-per-view thingy from back in 1994. (Remember PPV?)


36 posted on 10/26/2022 5:57:22 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Deaf Smith

Maybe Jolting Joe can give her an ancient organ.


37 posted on 10/26/2022 5:57:57 PM PDT by DaiHuy (I support LGBTQ. (Lets Get Biden to Quit.))
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To: BigEdLB

A bucket of water


38 posted on 10/26/2022 5:59:18 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: simpson96

Lock her up!

(Also, put a zipper lock on her evil, lying mouth.)



39 posted on 10/26/2022 5:59:40 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: simpson96
When it seemed likely that she would become president, all those donations to the “Clinton Global Initiative” — since dried up — at least made a crude political sense...

Funny how that worked. They must not have been able to find her address to mail the checks after she lost the election.

40 posted on 10/26/2022 6:00:56 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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