1 posted on
10/11/2022 8:30:44 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
I expect a highly edited pre recorded message from his basement.
I also expect he craps his pants and bangs his head on a table after tripping.
2 posted on
10/11/2022 8:32:36 AM PDT by
EEGator
3 posted on
10/11/2022 8:33:04 AM PDT by
Rio
To: BenLurkin
He won’t remember the birthday anyways
4 posted on
10/11/2022 8:33:15 AM PDT by
realcleanguy
(quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
To: BenLurkin
Will he run for the helicopter again to show us how virile and young he is? My lord, this guy is a nightmare.
5 posted on
10/11/2022 8:33:50 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: BenLurkin
Dont expect a blow out party because
1. Candles wont stand up in pudding
2. 80 candles wont fit on an ice cream
3. Joe has to go to bed long before the adults start partying
4. etc
:)
To: BenLurkin
I have a birthday wish. 😈
8 posted on
10/11/2022 8:37:53 AM PDT by
Leep
(Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
To: BenLurkin
On the bright side, he’s probably only been molesting young girls for 64 of those 80 years. So there’s that. I guess.
9 posted on
10/11/2022 8:38:32 AM PDT by
FLNittany
(Autotune is jealous of Karen Carpenter)
To: BenLurkin
Woo Hoo!
Pudding pops for all!
/s
To: BenLurkin
So many dinosaurs in charge.
We need to stop voting for fossils.
To: BenLurkin
He’ll blowout his Depends..................................
12 posted on
10/11/2022 8:41:44 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: BenLurkin
But Hunter will bring the “blow.”
13 posted on
10/11/2022 8:42:51 AM PDT by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: BenLurkin
November headline:
HEAT FROM CANDLES SETS OFF RADIATION DETECTORS! D.C. EVACUATED! Octogenarian Blames Putin
14 posted on
10/11/2022 8:42:58 AM PDT by
LittleBillyInfidel
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To: BenLurkin
Biden and Cosby have more in common than pudding pops...
Hint: its not a sense of humor...
15 posted on
10/11/2022 8:43:50 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: BenLurkin
16 posted on
10/11/2022 8:44:56 AM PDT by
JennysCool
("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
To: BenLurkin
Uh oh…blowing out 80 candles could trigger a traumatic aortic transection and hello President Harris. What would Vlad do?
18 posted on
10/11/2022 8:50:31 AM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“I used to be nothing but a Deplorable Clinger, but I've been promoted to Brigadier Ultra-MAGA”)
To: BenLurkin
gluten-free pizza with American non-cheese product and topped with an assortment of bugs
and, don’t forget, 80 LED candles
birthday boy, reading from teleprompter, “ ... and don’t forget to blow out the candles”
To: BenLurkin
There won’t be a birthday party because they are afraid no one will show up. This was last year’s party.
20 posted on
10/11/2022 8:53:20 AM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
( Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
To: BenLurkin
21 posted on
10/11/2022 8:56:34 AM PDT by
Vaduz
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To: BenLurkin
Love the way Tulsi Gabbard told him to pack sand.
To: BenLurkin
Age approaches IQ and in his case vice versa.
23 posted on
10/11/2022 9:00:42 AM PDT by
glorgau
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