Biden’s about to turn 80. Don’t expect a blowout birthday bash.

Pollutico ^

[BenLurkin]

The topic has been met with some trepidation in the West Wing and senior aides have called around to Biden world allies to seek advice on how to best handle the date that will surely draw significant attention from reporters and Republicans alike [Rare moment of candor from Politco, admitting that the so-called "news" media is a Democrat Party puppet state.].

For now, the plan is likely to downplay the birthday and simply focus on the work, according to those familiar with the discussions.

[EEGator]

I expect a highly edited pre recorded message from his basement.

I also expect he craps his pants and bangs his head on a table after tripping.

[Rio]

November 20, 1942

[realcleanguy]

He won’t remember the birthday anyways

[1Old Pro]

Will he run for the helicopter again to show us how virile and young he is? My lord, this guy is a nightmare.

[Tennessee Nana]

Dont expect a blow out party because

1. Candles wont stand up in pudding

2. 80 candles wont fit on an ice cream

3. Joe has to go to bed long before the adults start partying

4. etc

:)

[Dr. Sivana]

He won’t remember the birthday anyways

Maybe not, but he WILL remember the butterscotch pudding with extra Cool Whip.

[Leep]

I have a birthday wish. 😈

[FLNittany]

On the bright side, he’s probably only been molesting young girls for 64 of those 80 years. So there’s that. I guess.

[GaltAdonis]

Woo Hoo!

Pudding pops for all!

/s

[Vermont Lt]

So many dinosaurs in charge.

We need to stop voting for fossils.

[Red Badger]

He’ll blowout his Depends..................................

[mass55th]

But Hunter will bring the “blow.”

[LittleBillyInfidel]

November headline:

HEAT FROM CANDLES SETS OFF RADIATION DETECTORS! D.C. EVACUATED! Octogenarian Blames Putin

[Magnum44]

Biden and Cosby have more in common than pudding pops...

Hint: its not a sense of humor...

[JennysCool]

What “work”?

[BenLurkin]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Uh oh…blowing out 80 candles could trigger a traumatic aortic transection and hello President Harris. What would Vlad do?

[Redmen4ever]

gluten-free pizza with American non-cheese product and topped with an assortment of bugs

and, don’t forget, 80 LED candles

birthday boy, reading from teleprompter, “ ... and don’t forget to blow out the candles”

[ConservativeInPA]

There won’t be a birthday party because they are afraid no one will show up. This was last year’s party.