Posted on 10/01/2022 4:49:55 PM PDT by McGruff
In preparation for Halloween, White House staffers have spent days adorning the premises with frightening decorations. One prop stands out above the rest: a spooky, lifelike old zombie that wanders the halls, drooling and moaning.
When asked how much work went into creating the animatronic zombie decoration with a realistic, putrid urine smell, staffers responded, "Huh?"
Critics suggest the White House may have gone too far with the gruesome zombie, citing reports of traumatized young girls on White House tours being chased through corridors as the old thing repeatedly asked for "just a little taste of delicious hair."
"We have listened to reports about our, um, Halloween decorations," said Press Secretary Jean-Pierre, "No visitors are allowed in the White House until our engineers have properly adjusted or replaced the zombie."
At publishing time, Congress reportedly decorated their offices to look like a spooky wax museum with old, disfigured creatures hoarding piles of gold.
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This means that the staff just decorated the White House to be a replica of Biden’s Basement in Delaware
The sniffer in chief. 🤪🤗
As soon as I saw the pic....I went back...and yup...it’s the BEE...That sting hurts!!
A sniffer pedo walker.
I understand it’s a realistic recrecration of Adolf Sniffler’s 2020 Campaign Bunker.
Ghosts are unnerved as Biden tries to shake hands with them and speaks to dead congresswoman without a proper seance.
So Joe was wandering around the decorations?
Heh.
Every day is Halloween in the democrat party.
We’ve had a “frightening... lifelike old zombie...” in the White House for more than two years, so what’s the big deal.
Back in the distant past, America had to get by without the Babylon Bee. How did we do it?
“The sniffer in chief”. 🤪🤗
Thew secret Service will put a leash on him Halloween night so he doesn’t jump out at little girls.
I have to wonder what the Easter Bunny intervener will dress up as. Nurse Ratched, maybe. “But...but I offer them all candy, Nurse!” “It’s Halloween, Joe, it’s a different thing...”
By reading The Onion.
with a penchant for panting down the napes of little girl’s necks.
They forgot to mention the bleach-blonde witch that follows it around and leads it by the hand.
Then they have the wicked witch of the west cackling in the background for more atmosphere.
We had the Onion.
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