Stupid white liberal thinks nature loves them.
What’s the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
A Bison lives in Yellowstone, and a Buffalo can’t win a Super Bowl.
I wish someone would ask these people who they voted for.
I just have a feeling...
We’re going to have to ban bison, or at least have “common sense” bison control!
It’s clear that people from East of the Mississippi should stay away from bison.
Stupid white liberal thinks nature loves them.
Bison are the western version of Alligator.
We had a neighbor get gored by his ‘pet bison’- the fella initially survived it, but infection set in and later killed him-
On Monday, a 34-year-old Colorado man got too close to a bison and was thrown as he grabbed a child.”
A family of three got too close and when the bison charged mom fled then dad left the kid and got behind mom.
The other man rushed in to save the kid.
“We must protect this house!”
don’t mess with wild animals.
Woolly chlorine in the gene pool.
Here come all those pesky chain link fences to surround the buffalo and keep stupid people from getting too close.
Sometimes society can’t have nice things when the Dunce Quotient reaches certain levels.
Don’t pet the fluffy cows.
—> inadvertently approached the bison
Situational awareness failure
As we used to say “F**k with the bull and you get the horns.
This year, it is Bison 3, Tourists 0.
Yeah, right.
Park officials say a 71-year-old woman from West Chester, Pennsylvania, and her daughter inadvertently approached the bison Wednesday as they were returning to their vehicle...
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How do you inadvertently approach something the size of a very large cow without noticing it.