Posted on 05/02/2022 2:55:48 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Department of Homeland Security has formed the Disinformation Governance Board to bravely combat incorrect opinions on the internet. According to sources, the board's Executive Director Nina Jankowicz has appointed Hunter Biden to sit on the board for a salary of $50,000 per month.
"We are proud to welcome Hunter to our Ministry of Tr-- um, our Disinformation Governance Board," said Jankowicz. "As the victim of a Russian disinformation campaign that claimed his laptop held evidence of horrific sexual crimes and international corruption resulting in tens of millions of dollars being funneled to the Biden family, he is uniquely equipped to speak to these issues."
The President's son will be paid a salary of $50,000 per month. His appointment has caused several prominent conservatives to cry foul, claiming the deal and the entire board itself seem "gross", "creepy", and "corrupt."
The Disinformation Governance Board dismissed the criticism as "dangerous disinformation."
Grand slam, Bee! grand slam
Both barrels...
Lordy how I love The Bee
As always, I had to check to see that this was the Babylon Bee to make sure it was satire and not a real article. Its very difficult to tell nowadays.
It is hilarious, I wonder how many people they have who are that quick witted to keep coming up with these gems...
The unfunny thing is, I can see this actually happening.
Reading the headline I was not especially surprised because it is par for the course. Turns out it was the bee.
I am a bit worried the Biden admin was just given an idea.
Is there a free laptop with this deal? He’ll need a new one every month or two....as he tends to lose his.
I would have believed it considering how out of touch democrats are.
Yep. difference between BB reporting and real life? About 3 weeks.
This one was a no brainer, BB all the way...lol.
the headline had me going
I just dug all the way down through the posts, after seeing the headline, looking for what was going on.
Ouch! The Bee got me. But, I would rather be stung than have this be true.
Same reaction here!
!0% goes to “The Big Guy”
When Brandan says Hunter is the smartest man he knows, that tells you something about the quality of people around Brandan.
Love the Bee...😂
When I saw the title of the thread, I thought to myself: “Maybe this is from the Babylon Bee, maybe it isn’t.”
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