Posted on 05/01/2022 12:07:42 AM PDT by weston
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The Mom Test
I was out walking with my four-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been; it’s
dirty; and it probably has germs,” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, “Mom, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly and replied, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on
the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a mom.”
We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.I get it!” she beamed, “So if
you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.”
“Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
Love this, sweetie!!!
Too cute. 💞
Maybe the Pope called and told Biden to call his dogs off Catholic churches or he would confirm to the world that he pooped during their visit.
lol
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God help us.
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sure looks like a demon, plenty of those around those type of things.
Hmmm.
Too funny!
Talk about having something on someone 😂
The Pope has the poop....on the pooper.
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well, maybe he tried.... do you happen to know Hunter Biden's lap top pass word.... it's a clue.
Hmm. Knew I was forgetting someone. Maybe more? Sorry!
Cute!
The riveting ‘2000 Mules’ proves there was massive election fraud
Dinesh D’Souza is an effective filmmaker and he didn’t disappoint with 2000 Mules, a riveting documentary examining the way leftist organizations used activists to stuff ballots in the 2020 ...
www.americanthinker.com
Great, short explanatory vid/movie clip, at link....
Hawkeyeblitz 🍊🚚 🚜❤
@Hawkeyeblitz
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May 7
Everything LYING JOE HAS DONE IS ILLEGAL....BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WIN!!!
UNDO EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE SINCE JANUARY 20TH 2021💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸
BIG7TIMES
@BIG7TIMES
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May 7
If you factor in just the Mule ballot traffickers: Trump won with 305 electoral votes. That doesn’t even count all the other fraud that occurred or the machines. 👀
Biden lost in an epic landslide and we all know it.
https://gettr.com/post/p18s9648eaf
Morning lysie! Thanks for breakfast.....how was it at camp yesterday? Finally nice and warm?
Good morning, lysie!
I see BACON on that plate!
Yum yum!
Thank you!
So, this weekend, Jill Biden goes to the Ukraine and so does Justin Trudeau.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/08/politics/jill-biden-ukraine-visit/index.html
Totally normal.
Today , at home, will be sunny and in the low 70s. Love it!!
Good morning, exit. You are very welcome.
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