The Mom Test
I was out walking with my four-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been; it’s
dirty; and it probably has germs,” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, “Mom, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly and replied, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on
the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a mom.”
We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.I get it!” she beamed, “So if
you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.”
“Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
Love this, sweetie!!!
Too cute. 💞
Cute!