Psaki Says Everyone Will Have To Show Proof Of Vaccination Before Receiving Free Crack Pipe

Babylon Bee ^ | 2-9-22 | Babylon Bee

[TChad]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration will be providing free crack pipes to crack addicts, but only if they can show valid proof of vaccination against COVID-19.

Jen Psaki shared further details regarding Biden's new proposal during her daily press briefing.

"The president feels, and we agree, that people are going to smoke crack anyway. We might as well give them safe crack so they can hit a sweet high without fear of overdose. We're doing this to save Black lives."

"But only if they're vaccinated."

[KosmicKitty]

Got me. I looked.

Same here

[SunkenCiv]

• Sen. Tom Cotton: Biden's HHS no longer funding crack pipes ... "got caught" [02/10/2022]
• Biden Admin and Liberal Fact-Checkers Desperately Try to Snuff Out Crack Pipe Outrage [02/10/2022]
• White House disputes reports of federal funds for crack pipes [02/09/2022]
• Biden Admin Issues New Masks With Holes In Them So You Can Smoke Your Free Government Crack Pipe [02/09/2022]
• 'IQ of a Garden Pest': Senator Kennedy Blasts Biden's Crack Pipe Giveaway [02/08/2022]
• Biden administration to fund programs that hand out crack pipes to prevent infection and promote 'racial equity' [02/08/2022]
• Biden administration to fund programs that hand out crack pipes to prevent infection and promote 'racial equity' [02/08/2022]
• Biden's administration wants to make life easier for minority crack addicts [02/08/2022]
• Biden Admin To Fund Crack Pipe Distribution To Advance 'Racial Equity' [02/07/2022]
• Biden Admin To Fund Crack Pipe Distribution To Advance 'Racial Equity' [02/07/2022]

[Mister Da]

Wait! Don’t tell me! Hunter Biden has a deal with a Chinese manufacturer of crack pipes.

[Vaduz]

The more burning question are the pipes union made in America.