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Psaki Says Everyone Will Have To Show Proof Of Vaccination Before Receiving Free Crack Pipe
Babylon Bee ^ | 2-9-22 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/09/2022 6:24:06 PM PST by TChad

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration will be providing free crack pipes to crack addicts, but only if they can show valid proof of vaccination against COVID-19.

Jen Psaki shared further details regarding Biden's new proposal during her daily press briefing.

"The president feels, and we agree, that people are going to smoke crack anyway. We might as well give them safe crack so they can hit a sweet high without fear of overdose. We're doing this to save Black lives."

"But only if they're vaccinated."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cornpop; crackpipe; crackpipes; jenpsaki; psaki; racialequity; satire; thebabylonbee
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Got me. I looked.

Same here

21 posted on 02/10/2022 5:49:32 AM PST by KosmicKitty (i am not responsible for gremlins attacking this tagline)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

22 posted on 02/10/2022 7:49:31 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: TChad

Wait! Don’t tell me! Hunter Biden has a deal with a Chinese manufacturer of crack pipes.


23 posted on 02/10/2022 8:51:55 AM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: TChad

The more burning question are the pipes union made in America.


24 posted on 02/10/2022 9:42:53 AM PST by Vaduz ( )
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