Posted on 01/31/2022 7:08:13 PM PST by Trillian
WASHINGTON, D.C.—First Lady Jill Biden has announced that the White House has welcomed a new pet, a cat named Willow. Initial reports indicate that things are not going quite as planned from Willow’s perspective, as she is blamed for all the messes on the Oval Office carpet.
“What on Earth is that foul odor in here?!” said Chief Of Staff Ronald Klain walking into the Oval Office. “It smells absolutely horrific!”
“Oh um, well see, that's just our uh new cat Willow,” said Biden nervously trying to cover up the considerably large stain for a young kitten. “We’ve been trying to potty train her, but she just keeps having accidents. What can you do? Heh!”
Despite only living in the Oval Office for a few days, Willow has already been blamed for numerous "accidents" on the Oval Office carpet. Some of Willow’s messes have even occurred when she wasn’t even around the Oval Office that day.
Sources claim that while Willow was initially honored and excited about being the White House’s First Feline Of The United States, the cat is now suspecting she’s just there as a scapegoat.
At publishing time, Willow had somehow managed to ruin the carpet on Air Force One.
Biden be channeling Vince ‘the Chin’ Gigante and wizzing in corners.
the Bee rocks.
Its a dog’s life for this poor kitty ...
LOL LOL LOL LOL! I love the Bee!
DAMN THE BEE!!!
Cats don’t need to be potty trained. Biden is blaming it on the cat!
Yes.
Biden should have gallantly spoken up and said “It was another of my accidents. The wet kind. Sorry about that.”
Babylon Bee is usually not far from real life.
Most Cats will use a Litter Box if provided ith good Kitty Litter. I this cat has been provided one, I suggest they check the box to see if it is using it. If so, I would look to the dog for the messes.
You can tell when idiot leftists like Snopes fact checks them.
“look to the dog”
His name is ‘Brandon’.
;)
Biden and Harris not called Sh*ts and Giggles for nothing.
I had a good friend who had an old, blind poodle. It could see 3-4 inches in front of her. She liked popcorn. My brother and friends would put popcorn down about 5 inches apart, in a line, straight into a corner of the room. That last bite of popcorn put her into a nose-bouncing fit of confusion. They’d also run out about ten feet of popcorn and then switched to small pieces of balled-up paper. None of them are serial killers as far as I know.
God...that’s funny!
Uh Old Army Guy
That is satire, Biden is doung the messes and blaming the kitty
Willow is saying “piss on Biden”.
Perhaps you are missing the obvious?
I don’t think Bidens know or care to know how to take care of animals. They certainly don’t strike me as animal lovers.....unless it’s their kids.
The Babylon Bee is a satire site.
100% satire.
They hooked me a few times too.
I don’t remember how to post a link but this is worth it if someone will reformat. Probably not safe for work.
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1487602672106622978?t=0867h68nFIl5k0X0xe6REw&s=19
Kitty’s the one fear pooping, not BiteMe...
Uh huh.
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