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satire Nickelback To Pull Songs From Spotify
Self ^ | 1-30-22 | Brookwood

Posted on 01/29/2022 12:20:39 PM PST by brookwood

The legendary rock group Nickelback has announced that they will pull their song collection from Spotify. A spokesman for Spotify stated "Since no one has ever tried to listen to Nickelback on Spotify the move will have no impact on our business."


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To: brookwood

:-)


41 posted on 01/29/2022 12:36:06 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Look for them on late-night TV infomercials hosted by names equally unknown.


42 posted on 01/29/2022 12:36:17 PM PST by DPMD ( )
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To: windsorknot

Don’t despair; these has beens are welcome back on spotify any time they decide to stop self-censoring.


43 posted on 01/29/2022 12:37:30 PM PST by DPMD ( )
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To: 2CAVTrooper

#36 - now that’s funny! 😂


44 posted on 01/29/2022 12:39:14 PM PST by Allegra
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To: brookwood

Nine out of ten terrorists prefer waterboarding to Nickleback.


45 posted on 01/29/2022 12:39:33 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: brookwood

I find it amazing that the hypocritical media slam Rogan for having guests on his show that they have judged don’t deserve to have a voice. They believe that the public is so easily swayed and it is a duty of the media to filter out anything that they deem unacceptable. They slam Rogan with the criticism that, “If he is interviewing someone, he must agree 100% with that person’s opinion.”

I remember a time not too long ago - back in the day of real journalism - when the media was eager to interview edgy and controversial figures. If Hitler was alive back then they would be falling all over themselves to interview him.


46 posted on 01/29/2022 12:41:06 PM PST by throwthebumsout
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To: brookwood

An obvious publicity stunt from a group that has been irrelevant since the turn of the century.


47 posted on 01/29/2022 12:43:06 PM PST by throwthebumsout
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To: brookwood

Legendary? Never heard of ‘em.


48 posted on 01/29/2022 12:43:59 PM PST by Dan in Wichita
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To: brookwood

I have it on good authority that Yoko Ono has threatened to put her songs on Spotify if Rogan isn’t pulled . . .


49 posted on 01/29/2022 12:44:27 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: EEGator

Best quote I heard about Nickelback back in the day was that they are “the band that everybody wants to listen to but nobody wants to look at.” :)


50 posted on 01/29/2022 12:44:51 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: simpson96

—”Get woke, go broke.”

I saw an article that explained, Spotify LOSES money with each playing of a Neil Young song.

To advertise on the Joe Rogan Experience show requires a ONE MILLION DOLLAR commitment.

“In fact, the company loses money every time someone streams Young’s songs, which is why Spotify wanted to get into podcasting in the first place. It makes money every time someone listens to Rogan.”

https://www.theverge.com/2022/1/27/22904463/joe-rogan-spotify-neil-young-decision-moderation-podcasts


51 posted on 01/29/2022 12:45:15 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: brookwood

Blackstone running the table.

They’ll hekp push every song off Spotify, until Spotify caves.

They’ll have to, to stay in business.

Greenwald got it right, “How much Pain can Spotify take?”


52 posted on 01/29/2022 12:46:41 PM PST by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Nice. :)


53 posted on 01/29/2022 12:49:16 PM PST by EEGator
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To: brookwood

Again..WHO? What is it with no name weirdos Ive never heard of dropping from Spotify..seriously who cares..when they realize they are losing money by their music not being on spotify they will come begging to be allowed back in


54 posted on 01/29/2022 12:49:46 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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55 posted on 01/29/2022 12:50:23 PM PST by plain talk
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To: SaxxonWoods

Are not all their hits the same song?


56 posted on 01/29/2022 12:57:13 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Allegra

Yoko Ono beat them to it.


57 posted on 01/29/2022 1:00:21 PM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump. )
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To: brookwood

Most people can find their music pretty much anywhere now on the Internet and not just on Spotify. I don’t use any of these music services and don’t care to.
I tried Pandora and it was okay but not something I had to have.


58 posted on 01/29/2022 1:02:13 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood (https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?q=1)
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To: brookwood

😂 OMGosh,, What a Great BURN!


59 posted on 01/29/2022 1:24:20 PM PST by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: brookwood

Darnit.. I so wish this were a true story.. hehehehe


60 posted on 01/29/2022 1:28:46 PM PST by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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