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satire Nickelback To Pull Songs From Spotify
Self ^ | 1-30-22 | Brookwood

Posted on 01/29/2022 12:20:39 PM PST by brookwood

The legendary rock group Nickelback has announced that they will pull their song collection from Spotify. A spokesman for Spotify stated "Since no one has ever tried to listen to Nickelback on Spotify the move will have no impact on our business."


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To: EEGator

I’m not even sure what kind of skeez music they play anyways.

It’s all garbage.

Bye bye!


21 posted on 01/29/2022 12:27:29 PM PST by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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To: brookwood

So they are rewarding people who listen to Joe rogan by not forcing them to listen to their music?


22 posted on 01/29/2022 12:27:39 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: brookwood

That does it! Canceling Spotify now.


23 posted on 01/29/2022 12:28:21 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Allegra
I would think Nickelback’s threat would be to record another album and have it on Spotify.

Look for this on the Babylon Bee.

24 posted on 01/29/2022 12:28:36 PM PST by Captain Walker ("If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of."- J Peterson)
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To: brookwood

If I can’t listen to Joni Mitchell and Nickleback on Spotify, I just don’t think I can bear it...


25 posted on 01/29/2022 12:28:39 PM PST by 91B40
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To: nickcarraway

Certainly not a big loss ..


26 posted on 01/29/2022 12:28:40 PM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: brookwood

OMFG. This is funny as heck. They can’t be classified as a band, except as far as you can throw a Bon Jovi, Winger, Cinderella, and the like into the category…


27 posted on 01/29/2022 12:28:56 PM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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To: brookwood

Get woke, go broke.

Neil Young already said he will lose 60% of his streaming income by leaving Spotify.


28 posted on 01/29/2022 12:29:14 PM PST by simpson96
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To: brookwood

Another Canadian band! Now if Rush pulls from Spotify, Katy Bar the Door!


29 posted on 01/29/2022 12:30:21 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: brookwood

What’s a Nickelback?


30 posted on 01/29/2022 12:30:47 PM PST by joe fonebone (And the people said NO! The End)
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To: brookwood

I want my nickel back.


31 posted on 01/29/2022 12:31:31 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: brookwood

I have two questions.


32 posted on 01/29/2022 12:31:34 PM PST by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: brookwood

Stupid


33 posted on 01/29/2022 12:31:38 PM PST by GOP Poet (Super cool you can change your tag line EVERYTIME you post!! :D. (Small things make me happy))
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To: brookwood
Never heard of them. But Wikipedia says:
Review aggregator Metacritic reports that five of Nickelback's six most recent studio albums since becoming a mainstream act—The Long Road, All the Right Reasons, Dark Horse, Here and Now, and No Fixed Address—have scores of 62, 41, 49, 51, and 54, respectively, out of 100, indicating generally mixed reviews.

34 posted on 01/29/2022 12:32:11 PM PST by Albion Wilde (If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore, it’s propaganda. --Aaron Rodgers)
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To: brookwood

I bet that upset 4 or 5 people.


35 posted on 01/29/2022 12:33:12 PM PST by freedomjusticeruleoflaw (Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
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To: brookwood

36 posted on 01/29/2022 12:33:18 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (One Nation, Under Fraud Completely Visible, With Spying and Lying Too All.)
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To: brookwood

Everyone whines about Nickleback talking about women like tools.

The majority of rap songs you’ll hear are 10 times worse and people love it.


37 posted on 01/29/2022 12:33:19 PM PST by Enlightened1
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To: Kenny Bania

LOL one of my wife’s best friends broke up with a guy in college because he liked nickleback.


38 posted on 01/29/2022 12:34:22 PM PST by rb22982
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To: brookwood

Wait...what?!

Got me until I read the last sentence.

Well played.


39 posted on 01/29/2022 12:34:54 PM PST by Qui is (Biden spews and Harris swallows. )
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To: brookwood

Maybe someone should point out to these fascistic censurers that they are actually self-censoring. Then again, let’s not; as it is, burnouts past their sell-by dates like “...and Young” and frampton are edging up to the unknown entity line and there’s no reason to keep their names extant.


40 posted on 01/29/2022 12:35:25 PM PST by DPMD ( )
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