1 posted on
01/20/2022 3:59:38 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
I wonder if he’s looking to play it or to sell it.
2 posted on
01/20/2022 4:03:38 PM PST by
Beowulf9
To: simpson96
"Did you get the guitar?"
"Yes I got the guitar."
3 posted on
01/20/2022 4:05:06 PM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: simpson96
Wow. I remember a story like this in Dick Tracy in 1979. Only the bad guy stole a Les Paul Original.
4 posted on
01/20/2022 4:06:55 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: simpson96
I own a Les Paul. I can hardly imagine walking anywhere with the neck stuffed into my pants. To say nothing of the weight. Les Paul’s are not famous because they are lightweight.
5 posted on
01/20/2022 4:08:00 PM PST by
T. Rustin Noone
(the angels wanna wear my red shoes......)
To: simpson96
Glad it wasn’t a chainsaw.
6 posted on
01/20/2022 4:08:17 PM PST by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
To: simpson96
It was a Les Paul, it’s entirely understandable he would try to steal it.
Sadly, crime doesn’t pay.
8 posted on
01/20/2022 4:11:46 PM PST by
Made In The USA
(Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
To: simpson96
9 posted on
01/20/2022 4:13:22 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: simpson96
Would someone please explain the axe?
10 posted on
01/20/2022 4:13:34 PM PST by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
The police axing for the public’s help to ID the suspects?
The one guy is shaped like a guitar in his lower extremities.
14 posted on
01/20/2022 4:18:14 PM PST by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
To: simpson96
How do you even charge that much for such an overrated guitar?
16 posted on
01/20/2022 4:21:00 PM PST by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: simpson96
Can’t believe that I’m the first to say it.
In my best Groucho voice - “Is that a guitar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
19 posted on
01/20/2022 4:26:58 PM PST by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
To: simpson96
Not his fault. He was pledging his Fraternity...
23 posted on
01/20/2022 4:31:07 PM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: simpson96
Am I missing something obvious?
What is the reference to Stealy Dan in the title about?
I will say this for the thief; he is pretty bold.
I have to wonder, did he practice walking with a guitar stuffed down his pants?
25 posted on
01/20/2022 4:35:03 PM PST by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: simpson96
26 posted on
01/20/2022 4:38:08 PM PST by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: simpson96
“The first suspect is described as a white male...”
That leaves Jimi out...among other reasons.
31 posted on
01/20/2022 4:46:10 PM PST by
moovova
To: simpson96
32 posted on
01/20/2022 5:00:50 PM PST by
Revel
To: simpson96
For a media that struggles to write coherent sentences, that’s a helluva good headline!
36 posted on
01/20/2022 5:23:29 PM PST by
bigbob
To: simpson96
What is really funny is the title, and the origin of the name of the band “STEELY DAN”.
37 posted on
01/20/2022 5:23:45 PM PST by
left that other site
(A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
To: simpson96
The maple leafs hat is a dead give away. Glad they included it in the description.
42 posted on
01/20/2022 6:30:43 PM PST by
D Rider
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