Am I missing something obvious?
What is the reference to Stealy Dan in the title about?
I will say this for the thief; he is pretty bold.
I have to wonder, did he practice walking with a guitar stuffed down his pants?
Some dumbass title writer thinking he/she’s being clever.
Stealy Dan = steal-y is the joke. Steal.
Stealy Dan is also the nickname of a dildo, but don’t think that was what the author was intending.