Posted on 01/07/2022 4:07:08 AM PST by Impy
Week 18 you say? That's right, in a quest for more money the NFL has added regular season game! That means an extra comedy skit for me, gee I wonder wonder what we should talk about? 
"Yeah, I wonder. Oh hi there, Former(?) Bucs WR Antonio Brown."
"What's happening baby?"
"Wow, that's a great picture, you look Super Gremlin."
"Thanks, I feel Super Gremlin, it's from GQ?"
"Were you in GQ? Wow."
"I'm famous and can afford to spend what your car costs on a sweater I'll wear once and then use as a towel for my dog, those are apperently the qualifactions for appearing in the publication in question."
So, Antonio what's up with all that business on the field the other day?
"Well sir, according to my publicist, my ankle is hurt real bad but Coach Arians....
"Coach Aryan? That's his name?!!! I think I'm having a stroke....."
...wanted to force me to play, like Jon Voight in that movie with the kid from Dawson's Creek, but I said 'Hell nah dog, I'm endangering my health, playa' and he said 'You done playa, get yo ass off my field.' So I took off my uniform and danced an Irish jig in the endzone for the fans and then I got up otta there."
Wow, you know I want to believe you but the fact that you danced an Irish jig gives pause to the idea that your ankle is hurt."
"I'd do anything for my fans who want to see me dance, Imp, including endanger my health."
"I tell you Impy, this conduct from Antonio was completely inexusable!"
"OJ Simpson!! I'm wishing I wasn't blonde right now....."
"Discraceful conduct, I've never seen anything like it."
"Have you seen your ex-wife's nearly severed head on the ground as your children slept upstairs, for all you know ready to come down any minute to carnage that would scar them for life?"
".....touche but seriously, AB is a disgrace."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 18 sched
Saturday, Jan. 8 All times Eastern
Kansas City at Denver 4:30 pm
Dallas at Philadelphia 8:15 pm
Sunday, Jan. 9
Cincinnati at Cleveland 1:00 pm
Green Bay at Detroit
Chicago at Minnesota
Washington at NY Giants
Indianapolis at Jacksonville
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Tennessee at Houston
New Orleans at Atlanta 4:25 pm
NY Jets at Buffalo
San Francisco at LA Rams
New England at Miami
Seattle at Arizona
Carolina at Tampa Bay
LA Chargers at Las Vegas 8:20 pm
I used to like professional football but when it was hijacked by a bunch of commie anti American thugs, that was a deal breaker. I’d rather be cleaning my guns.
My picks! (Thanks Impy for another great season!)
Kansas City
Philadelphia
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Minnesota
Washington
Indianapolis
Baltimore
Tennessee
New Orleans
Buffalo
LA Rams
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
Las Vegas
Call me when someone figures it out.
Kansas City at Denver 4:30 pm - KC. Too big of a rivalry. Or it will be, one day.
Dallas at Philadelphia 8:15 pm - Dallas but if they sit enough starters ...
Cincinnati at Cleveland - CIN. Maybe.
Green Bay at Detroit - GB just won't let DET beat them, even with second stringers. GB
Chicago at Minnesota - Is the the "What a Shame for a Lost Season Bowl"? Minnesota, only because it is below zero there this morning.
Washington at NY Giants - Neither? Ok, the WTF win.
Indianapolis at Jacksonville - Indy
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - Baltimore.
Tennessee at Houston - Tenn.
New Orleans at Atlanta - In this weeks edition of the Who Cares bowl, NO spoils a draft pick.
NY Jets at Buffalo - Buff.
San Francisco at LA Rams - San Fran? Rams? Lets say the 49'ers want it more.
New England at Miami - Maybe there should be a fourth category of team. The Belchicks. NE wins.
Seattle at Arizona - If they can beat the vaunted Cowbows, they can beat Seattle. AZ
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Who wants to win? Battle of the second stringers The TB Bradys.
LA Chargers at Las Vegas - The Chargers.
MY PICKS WEEK 18:
Kansas City Chiefs
Dallas Cowboys
Cincinnati Bengals
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Washington Football Thugs
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
New Orleans Saints
Buffalo Bills
LA Rams
New England Patriots
Arizona Cardinals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
LA Chargers
That was a funny intro, and right on the money.
Speaking of right on the money:
CHIEFS
COWBOYS
BROWNS
LIONS
VIKINGS
GIANTS
COLTS
RAVENS
TEXANS
FALCONS
BILLS
RAMS
DOLPHINS
CARDINALS
BUCS
RAIDERS
My picks:
Kansas City
Dallas
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Minnesota
Washington
Indianapolis
Baltimore
Tennessee
New Orleans
Buffalo
LA Rams
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
Las Vegas
Week 18
Kansas City
Dallas
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Chicago
NY Giants
Indianapolis
Baltimore
Tennessee
New Orleans
Buffalo
LA Rams
Miami
Arizona
Tampa Bay
Las Vegas
Good luck to all.
Waiting til next year.
Week 18 sched
Saturday, Jan. 8 All times Eastern
Kansas City
Dallas
Sunday, Jan. 9
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Minnesota
Washington
Indianapolis
Baltimore
Tennessee
New Orleans
Buffalo
LA Rams
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
LA Chargers
Thanks again Impy!
KC
Dallas
Green Bay
Bungals
Minnesota
Washington
Indy
Pittsburgh
Tennessee
NO
Buffalo
LARams
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
LAChargers
TV games of the week (not the greatest). Rankings per the scoring stats I use.
#7 Chiefs v. #11 Broncos
Chiefs 9 offense v. Broncos 2 defense
Broncos 20 off v. Chiefs 6 defense
Bronco have a TOUGH defense. However, Chiefs are favored.
# 14 Niners v. #8 Rams
Rams 4 offense v. Niners 20 defense
Niners 13 Offense v. Rams 18 defense.
Ho-hum. What happened to these once-great defenses? Rams favored regardless of Niners QB status.
Kansas City
Dallas
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Minnesota
Washington
Indianapolis
Pittsburgh
Tennessee
New Orleans
Buffalo
LA Rams
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
LA Chargers
Redskins
Bengals
Saints
Ravens
Bills
Packers
Bucs
Colts
Pats
Vikings
Cowboys
Titans
Chiefs
Chargers
Cards
Rams
I’m going to wait until the last minute for this week’s calls. I need to know who is not playing. Too many possibilities of teams holding back their best players or tanking for better draft choices.
KC
Browns in Battle of the Backups
Dallas
Pack
Minnesota
NYG
Indy
Pittsburgh
Bills
Aints
Tennessee
Rams
Pats
Cards
Bucs
Bolts
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