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The Twelve Months of Biden
Original Content | 12/26/2021 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/26/2021 2:13:21 PM PST by Lazamataz

In the first month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
A broke-down, stalled economy.

In the second month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Several stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the third month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the fourth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the fifth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the sixth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the seventh month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the eighth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Eight dementia rantings,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the ninth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Nine vaccine mandates,
Eight dementia rantings,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the tenth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Ten molested children,
Nine vaccine mandates,
Eight dementia rantings,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the eleventh month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Eleven lying presses,
Ten molested children,
Nine vaccine mandates,
Eight dementia rantings,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.

In the twelth month of Biden, that bastard gave to me,
Twelve percent inflation,
Eleven lying presses,
Ten molested children,
Nine vaccine mandates,
Eight dementia rantings,
Seven billion to the Taliban,
Six Big-Tech censors,
FIIIVVVVE DOOOOLLLLLARRRR GASSSSS!
Four months supply slowdowns,
Three low approval ratings,
Two more stolen elections,
And a broke-down, stalled economy.


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1 posted on 12/26/2021 2:13:21 PM PST by Lazamataz
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2 posted on 12/26/2021 2:14:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

Lol, great!


3 posted on 12/26/2021 2:16:39 PM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: Lazamataz

Very good.


4 posted on 12/26/2021 2:16:54 PM PST by sauropod (Resident Bidet. A confused old man at the wrong bus stop.)
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To: Lazamataz

I liked it.

5.56mm


5 posted on 12/26/2021 2:18:02 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: Lazamataz

Very creative. Too bad ti’s the truth. 🙂


6 posted on 12/26/2021 2:19:51 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: Lazamataz

You never disappoint, FRiend!


7 posted on 12/26/2021 2:19:52 PM PST by End Times Sentinel (In the conflict between the stone and the stream, the stream will always prevail.)
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To: Lazamataz

Love it! Unfortunately it’s true.


8 posted on 12/26/2021 2:20:18 PM PST by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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To: Lazamataz

Outstanding!


9 posted on 12/26/2021 2:20:24 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Lazamataz

Bravo!


10 posted on 12/26/2021 2:34:12 PM PST by Rufii
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To: Rufii

Thanks!


11 posted on 12/26/2021 2:35:39 PM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: bigbob

Very kind!


12 posted on 12/26/2021 2:36:06 PM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Thunder90

You want on my ping list, yes?


13 posted on 12/26/2021 2:36:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

You worked hard on this.

The formatting is impeccable.


14 posted on 12/26/2021 2:40:39 PM PST by AAABEST (NY/DC/LA media/political/military industrial complex DELENDA EST)
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Excellent!


15 posted on 12/26/2021 2:42:41 PM PST by Prov3456
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To: Lazamataz

Yes!


16 posted on 12/26/2021 2:47:07 PM PST by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, please do one about Trump if hav not already. In the first month of Trump, the Maga One gave to us......


17 posted on 12/26/2021 2:53:42 PM PST by amihow (It is Western Civilization that confers privilege, not whiteness. Ask Carson, MLK, Sowell.)
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To: Lazamataz

Bravo!!!! Cheers!!!


18 posted on 12/26/2021 3:26:20 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan ( )
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19 posted on 12/26/2021 3:33:26 PM PST by 4Liberty (Let's go Brandon 👏 ...👏 ...👏👏👏 https://youtu.be/qr_F_XQrukM?t=1)
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To: Lazamataz

Cute, but the “Eleven lying presses” were there from Day 1. See Tagline.


20 posted on 12/26/2021 3:40:47 PM PST by libertylover (Our biggest problem, by far, is that most of the media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
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