Posted on 11/16/2021 10:17:26 AM PST by shotgun
KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”
“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”
The Bee is great... Love it...
Keep up!
Dude I know the Bee (Love some Bee), I don’t always read the source before clicking since a lot of them are blog type or off the beaten path.
This one produced a genuine LOL. Perfect.
This one produced a genuine LOL. Perfect.
I bet Kyle would do it, if the jury asked.
AWESOME
Well they do have his rifle and bullets in the court room. It would be a practical demonstration on who the criminals were and who was the victim.
I didn’t see it was the Bee at first. Needs satire tag.
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They get me most of the time also. It has gotten to where if my blood pressure is rising and I’m starting to shake, it is probably the Bee. Stop, take a breath, and read the source of the article. Damn! it’s the Bee again and I fell for it , AGAIN.
You’re forgiven! BTW I’m a old dudette. :-)
These Bee guys are probably making me more susceptible to COVID because I’m gasping for air and tearing at the eyes!
Too perfect!
Can’t be a straw buyer if Rittenhouse didn’t pay him for it and had a legal right to own an AR-15.
True story, I am an IT guy. Ever since the Dell guy started saying, “Dude You’re Getting a Dell” I been calling everyone one Dude no matter the sex. ;^)
Poor dude was arrested for a small amount of pot and blacklisted in the entertainment community. Never to work again. Amazing considering all the sins of Actors nowadays that have been exposed.
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