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Does a bear Sh** in the woods?

Posted on 11/08/2021 5:55:21 PM PST by detective

I, for one, believe we need to replace this overused cliche about bears and replace it with a more relevant phrase.

Does Biden Sh*t in his pants?

This phrase is more meaningful, more relevant and better explains the concept.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; poopypants; poopypantsbiden; presidentpoopypants; stupid; thanksforposting; yeahwhatever
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1 posted on 11/08/2021 5:55:21 PM PST by detective
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To: detective

Is the Pope a Communist?


2 posted on 11/08/2021 5:56:17 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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About damn time we change that phrase. It was even more disrespectful to my community than that silly old bear in the Disney movie.


3 posted on 11/08/2021 5:59:22 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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How did you bear it?


4 posted on 11/08/2021 6:02:35 PM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: Dalberg-Acton

He sure ain’t Catholic


5 posted on 11/08/2021 6:04:18 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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*Does Biden sh!t his pants in the presence of The Pope?

Fixed.


6 posted on 11/08/2021 6:04:39 PM PST by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: AndyTheBear

Insecure little cub? Arentcha?

Got one for, “cat gotta climbing gear?” Or “frog gotta water proof ass?”

You guys make me smile.


7 posted on 11/08/2021 6:04:47 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: detective

Did Biden poop in the Vatican?


8 posted on 11/08/2021 6:05:25 PM PST by ArtDodger
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To: detective

Better yet, “Does Joe Biden wear diapers?”


9 posted on 11/08/2021 6:06:31 PM PST by Rockingham
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Biden is shot up with drugs to treat his cognitive issues, gets key words from an earpiece, trying to hide his family molestation, and needs three days to recover from drugs needed for the part-time 4 day week.

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10 posted on 11/08/2021 6:10:35 PM PST by AnthonySoprano (‘’)
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Insecure little cub? Arentcha?

You better be watching your picnic basket real close now when you go camping, friend.

11 posted on 11/08/2021 6:11:24 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: detective

Does Biden shart long and loud in front of Camilla?


12 posted on 11/08/2021 6:12:21 PM PST by vespa300
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How did you bear it?

Well, if somebody gives us too much grief we resort to the special rights to our community to have arms.

13 posted on 11/08/2021 6:17:24 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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So, you bear arms.

Good idea.


14 posted on 11/08/2021 6:20:14 PM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: AndyTheBear
A rabbit going through the woods paused to take a dump.

He looked to one side and realized he was next to a bear doing the same.

The bear looked to the rabbit and asked "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit: "Not at all".

So the bear grabbed the rabbit and used him to wipe his butt.

15 posted on 11/08/2021 6:24:07 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: AndyTheBear
Nosy humans.
16 posted on 11/08/2021 6:29:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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I think just about any video of Biden speaking, overdubbed with a single, loud flatulence sound after the first few seconds. If it worked, then later videos of him would have different types of flatulence sounds.


17 posted on 11/08/2021 6:32:03 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (META - Make Everything Trump Again)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Tesla is on it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTZowMMkoYM


18 posted on 11/08/2021 7:00:30 PM PST by xp38
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To: AndyTheBear

😬


19 posted on 11/08/2021 7:33:28 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: detective

Is that you, Camilla?

I don’t think we need this.

There are plenty of intelligent arguments to counter the danger that Biden poses to our Nation.


20 posted on 11/08/2021 7:34:22 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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