[DUMBGRUNT]

I have instructed my wife to securely attach a nice large hambone to my ankle and have the kids drag me to the back of the property where the coyotes run.

Color me gone...

[Red Badger]

H.P. Lovecraft wrote about this.....................

[WMarshal]

When you did you pay good money to get out in the ground and some 100 years later the government will pay good money to dig you up for “science” to support its army of “credentialed” overlords.

[cyclotic]

If you’re relative died sometime between 1875 and 1953, there’s a darn good chance neither you nor your parents even knew them.

Just what does it matter? This is nothing but a ploy to file a lawsuit.

[blackdog]

Well they succeeded.

[Don Corleone]

Katyan (sp.) Forrest American style.

[The Mayor]

I have no doubt at all. Years ago rumors circled thru the grapevine that the Mob killed and buried people under concrete all over Rhode Island. Mob very big in Providence, Worcestor and Boston, Mass.

[setter]

I live in coal strip mine country. Most of the old farms had family cemetaries from the late 1700’s on up.

When they strip mined these farms late 60’s/early 70’s they just pushed them into the pits. No one said a word or cared.
A few of the larger cemetaries they moved or went around.

We have 9 graves on our small farm from the early to late 1800’s. Can only read a few of the sandstone headstones.

[Magnum44]

[blueunicorn6]

I told my Son I want to be buried in the woods in a refrigerator with:

1. A slinky.
2. A videotape of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
3. One of those long-haired troll dolls.
4. A packet of Ranch Dressing Mix in a jar.

Let them cure archeologists figure that out.

[shoff]

I intend to be cremated with pockets full of Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Those kinds of burials aren’t unusual from the old institutions. A bunch of them were found around the old mental institution on the northwest side of Chicago years ago.

[COBOL2Java]

Malcolm said the plaque indicating where the mass grave is located was stolen roughly five years ago.

Who's Malcolm? Oh I see, you tried to do a Reader's Digest version of the online story, cutting and pasting sentences.

[DesertRhino]

I like your style. Grunt... very grunt .

[Pollard]

A mammal buried in sawdust breaks down pretty quick. That’s what some people do with large farm animals. Just a useful tip in case you ever need to dispose of a sizable mammal.

[4yearlurker]

The Lord must love the lost and lonely......he made so many.

[mware]

My grandmother said she recalled truck loads of bodies being brought to our local cementary during the flu epidemic of 1917-1918.

[moovova]

Holy cow.

[SgtHooper]

I’ll take the high road, you take the low road... hm, hm, hmmm.

[P.O.E.]

I told my kids to book the Alaskan Cruise and put me on the iceberg.

[dead]

I tell my kids all the time that funeral homes are the biggest fraudsters on the planet. $20-30K to stick a corpse in the ground?!

They have orders to toss my body in a dumpster behind a 7-11.