Would it really surprise anyone if ben and jerry's (who sold out to 'big corporation' unilever) actually did this?
Posted on 07/20/2021 8:09:20 PM PDT by Trillian
BURLINGTON, VT—Beloved Communist ice cream company Ben & Jerry's is standing up to evil fascists who think Israel has a right to exist by boycotting West Bank settlements and East Jerusalem.
To mark the occasion, they have released a limited-edition flavor called 'Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel'.
"We stand with the marginalized brown people of Palestine as they stand up to the oppressive Jewish regime," said company CEO Matthew McCarthy. "We echo the wise words of the Palestinian Authority as they call for the utter destruction of the Jewish people and share their commitment to pushing them all into the sea. It's just the right thing to do."
The new flavor will be sold in select Whole Foods locations and feature delicious organic caramel and sea salt. All proceeds will go to Iranian rocket manufacturers to arm noble Hamas mujahideen warriors in their fight to destroy the Jews.
Local Israelis said they are fine with Ben & Jerry's boycotting them, although many of them said they'll kind of miss their ever-popular ‘Wailing Wallnut’ flavor ice cream.
"It's very important we stay on the right side of history, and history shows us that fighting the Jews is always the right thing to do," said McCarthy. "May Allah and Karl Marx (blessings upon him), grant us success."
I am surprised that they don’t have a Palestinian Praline.
I won the Ben and Jerry’s competition to name the Obama flavor by Internet vote — and it was deleted promptly for violating some ex post facto fake rule.
Seriously.
S’more GubMint
Not a joke. I won the vote. I got deleted.
The vehement anti-Semitism and anti-Christian attitudes of effete Euro Socialists and their brethren Dems here in the USA is no coincidence. It has always been so.
Why do the Euro Socialists and American Socialists not display the same hatred towards the far more diversity intolerant Islamists? Perhaps they are afraid of them or, perhaps, The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend.
Only those who love liberty love diversity.
Euro Socialists, American Socialists, and Islamists share a hatred of liberty.
That’s awesome. The name, not the result, that’s expected.
The Squad’s flavor of the month!
Considering what I have come to know of those two, may should be:
“Push the fudge into the brain”
“Throw the Jew in the well....”
I’ve seen companies do this before, when they have internet voting. No surprise there.
Clever name.
I saw your screen name and was going to ask if you were a Hitchhiker fan.
Then I read your profile and knew.
Formative part of my life. I went to MIT in the late 1980s. Learned English slang from such works! And westerns.
If you still carry Ben & Jerry's, or you still buy it,
If you still carry Ben & Jerry's, or you still buy it, YOU are anti-Semitic. Not just Ben & Jerry's. YOU.
That carton is missing its Swastika.
If you hate the Jews, this is the ice cream for yous.
Good one! Sorry it didn’t get used.
i hear it its a very popular flavor in Iran
What a riot.
Reminds one of the Boaty McBoatface incident (UK).
*satire ping*
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