Posted on 07/12/2021 12:22:43 PM PDT by servo1969
PODUNK, KS—Vice President Kamala Harris caused quite a stir while trying to help rural Americans vote. She traveled to some of the most backwater areas of America — thousands of miles from civilization — and brought a photocopier to show them how to copy an ID card. The rural Americans had never seen such a device, though, and soon became angry at it.
“It’s stealing our documents’ souls!” exclaimed one simple rural American upon seeing his ID copied. He then pointed an accusing finger at Harris. “She must be a witch!”
“I am not a witch,” Harris stated, though her statement was undercut by the way she kept cackling like one.
The angry rural folk then tied Harris to a stake to burn her as a witch.
“It was not my idea to impose advanced city technology on your simple rural brains!” Harris pleaded with them. “That is the fault of the Republicans! I wanted to spare you from this!”
The rural people ignored her and began lighting kindling around her feet.
“Science forgive them!” Harris called out. “They know not what they do! For they are too rural and simple! Their brains are filled with nothing but knowledge about corn!”
After letting it go on for a few minutes, the Secret Service finally decided they should probably do something, so they put out the fire, untied Harris, and took her away on Broom One.
"I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean, because, in some people's mind, that means, well, you're going to have to Xerox or photocopy your ID to send it in to prove that you are who you are," Harris said on BET when asked about voter identification laws being a means of compromising with Republicans.
"There are a whole lot of people, especially people who live in rural communities, who don't — there's no Kinko's, there's no Office Max near them," Harris said. "People have to understand that when we're talking about voter ID laws, be clear about who you have in mind and what would be required of them to prove who they are. Of course, people have to prove who they are, but not in a way that makes it almost impossible for them to prove who they are."
Critics suggested Harris doesn't understand life in rural America.
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Vice President.
She weighs the same as a duck, too.
bttt
Does Kamala know that rural residents have phones with cameras? And the fancy smart phones can take pdf. images and email them to the County Board of elections?
She doesn’t know rural residents have indoor plumbing.
You would think POC and/or rural folk would find it insulting Harris thinks they are incapable of obtaining a free voter ID.
That sly come hither stare
“Broom One”
This is how I know it’s fake news. Should say “Two”, not “One”. She’s still Vice President at the moment.
1982 I was 16 and went to Florida. I was from the Iowa countryside. Some kids I met asked me, in all seriousness, if we had phones.
Wouldn’t BROOM 1 be assigned to witchdoctor Jill?
Actually, I thought that name was retired when Hilary left the public trough.
I figure she’ll melt down sooner or later.
Between Biden and her, we have the most inept leadership on record in the US. Worse than Jimmah and his brother Billie Bob.
Our enemies are running circles around them and laughing their asses off.
1975. My college roommate, from NJ suburb of NYC, drove out to my home in rural Ohio. He was expecting to see a shack and front porch and rocking chairs as in the opening credits of “Beverly Hillbillies.”
These days, they know much less.
“. I was from the Iowa countryside.“
Those Florida folks obviously didn’t realize the worlds 1st digital computer was built at Iowa State!
Most city folk are that way.
They just don’t get it.
This would be funny if she wasn’t a heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.
I had outlaws who used to give me crap about my relatives who are from the south.
The thing is, my relatives were more urbane and wealthier than the outlaws who were from southern California and thought they were all that.
I heard the snotty little remarks about “I hear banjos” and indoor plumbing.
My people didn’t act like the outlaws did thankfully. They wouldn’t have even tossed a well placed “Bless your heart” at them.
First she cackled and then she crackled.
I got better.
Our closest neighbor is 3/4 mile away and we have less than 400 people in our town and we have not one but two state of the art Canon Printers in our house.
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