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1 posted on 06/25/2021 9:48:45 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: SunkenCiv

PinGGG!...........................


2 posted on 06/25/2021 9:49:52 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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I knew a girl who had a bidet in her bedroom bathroom.


3 posted on 06/25/2021 9:50:17 AM PDT by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Red Badger

Bamboo...

OUCH !!!


4 posted on 06/25/2021 9:50:30 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Red Badger; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife
“Take toilet paper, for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?”


5 posted on 06/25/2021 9:51:25 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Red Badger

But what about the 3 seashells?!


6 posted on 06/25/2021 9:52:29 AM PDT by Skywise
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9 posted on 06/25/2021 9:53:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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In the 1960s, in Korea, at a Korean friend’s family house outside of Seoul, there was no indoor toilet. There was a sort of out house and for toilet paper there was a stack of old pages from newspapers and magazines.


10 posted on 06/25/2021 9:53:34 AM PDT by Wuli
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Don’t forget the Three Seashells.


11 posted on 06/25/2021 9:53:55 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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What about corn cobs?


13 posted on 06/25/2021 9:54:30 AM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher )
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Finally a story with some substance! So to speak...

Two words: belt sander.

15 posted on 06/25/2021 9:55:42 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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01-06-2021 was an unarmed peaceful mistake.
That’s all I have to say about this.


16 posted on 06/25/2021 9:56:13 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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And we complain about too-rough toilet paper.


19 posted on 06/25/2021 9:58:59 AM PDT by fwdude (“I do think at a certain point you've paid enough taxes.” — Not Obama)
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We used to visit my great uncle’s dairy farm way back in the late 50’s and their only bathroom was an outhouse, which did have toilet paper but also a copy of the Sears catalog for backup.


22 posted on 06/25/2021 10:04:43 AM PDT by dainbramaged ( Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe.)
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Toilet paper? More like privilege paper, Everywhere you go it’s white, white, white. < /neo-Marxist>


25 posted on 06/25/2021 10:07:15 AM PDT by Stravinsky
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To: Red Badger

Ever been hunting without paper? I am thinking the very first tool was a rock... Or two... lol


28 posted on 06/25/2021 10:09:48 AM PDT by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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I refer you to Chapter XIII of Gargantua, by Rabelais. Too long to post here.


30 posted on 06/25/2021 10:10:32 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Rabbit going through the woods stopped to take a dump.

He looked over and whoa! He is next to a bear doing the same.

The beer looks over to the rabbit and ask "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says No, so the bear grabs the rabbit and uses him to wipe his butt.

31 posted on 06/25/2021 10:11:11 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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“Yo, Tiberius, pass the communal sponge-on-a-stick willya!”


32 posted on 06/25/2021 10:11:57 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Red Badger

Depending on the location, I’ve often used the Arkansas bidet.

5.56mm


33 posted on 06/25/2021 10:13:16 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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Smart people, the truly "woke"

WASHED THEMSELVES WITH WATER,

patted themselves dry and never had anal sting


I've been using a hose then a bidet since I visited my fiancee', now my American wife

In the Philippines in 2009

36 posted on 06/25/2021 10:17:24 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true !)
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