Google Removes Entire State Of Georgia From Google Maps

Babylon Bee ^ | 4/6/2021 | Unknown

[Lazamataz]

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist.

“We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Racism, Climate Change, Immigration Reform, and LGBTQ Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”

Starting today, the state of Georgia will be replaced with a blue body of water labeled "Sea of Racism" on all Google Maps platforms. Driving directions given by the site will be altered. For example, directions from South Carolina to Florida via I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of Racism without stopping for 112 miles.”

[Lazamataz]

This cracked me up. "The Sea of Racism"..... LOL

[Lazamataz]

Ping

[central_va]

How about Bigotry Bay?

[Larry Lucido]

About time, too!

[Vaquero]

Oceanfront property in Tennessee! Cool!

[NEMDF]

Thanks for sharing this, Laz. I hope you are not drowning.

[a fool in paradise]

Seems legit

[freedumb2003]

You should see twitter. People are commenting like this is REAL.

snopes has already “fact checked” bb on more than one occasion. Proof how good their satire/parody is.

[cuban leaf]

This cracked me up. “The Sea of Racism”..... LOL

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I was bending over laughing hard at that one! Sea of racism! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[1Old Pro]

Funny

[proud American in Canada]

LOL! And DO NOT STOP!

No matter how much your kids want to go to the bathroom!

[Responsibility2nd]

This idea of Google canceling Georgia is not so far fetched. A few months ago, Google threatened to cancel Australia.

Link

[Eddie01]

It’s racist by definition to tell and entire race or races they are too stupid to get an ID card.

All I see here is the back porch screen door slamming back in their collective faces.

[BBQToadRibs2]

They’ll need to remove a few more States as well:

Photo ID required (strict): Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Wisconsin.

Photo ID requested (non-strict): Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Texas.

Non-photo ID required (strict): Arizona, North Dakota, and Ohio.

Non-photo ID requested (non-strict): Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Iowa, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, Washington, and West Virginia,.

No ID required to vote at ballot box: California, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Virginia, Wyoming, and Washington, D.C.

No ID is required to vote in North Carolina as of Dec. 31, 2019.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voter_identification_laws_in_the_United_States#:~:text=Voter%20ID%20laws%20in%20the,elections%20in%20the%20United%20States.

[Big Red Badger]

That’s the way
They want Us,
Crack Up!

[Slyfox]

My relatives who drive from Michigan to their winter cabins in Florida are gonna have a L-O-N-G swim through Georgia.

Hopefully the signs on 75 will still be visible.

[Big Red Badger]

BOHICA

[DannyTN]

LOL

[heavy metal]

that explains why my phone sounded like listening into a seashell when i called a friend in georgia...

[Magnum44]

Good one!