Posted on 03/11/2021 4:44:12 AM PST by sodpoodle
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"
A classic..
Love ya Sod.....Sac
Good one! I’ll have to tell that to my Biden loving neighbor, who I refer to as Comrade Phil.
Love it! Gonna go share it with my Biden voting family members.
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Lol good one, sodpoodle! Love it.
The cheating technique used in the 2020 elections, which was to take over the vote counting in certain key cities, with a very small number of people (between 200 and 300, by most estimates), has limits, which is why the Democrats still had to campaign, as they couldn’t flip or add votes in areas they didn’t control, which was still most of the country.
So they had to keep it reasonably close in the ‘nicer’ areas. I work with a lot more people closer to that IQ of 158, than to 50. Guess who these ‘geniuses’ voted for in 2020. In fact my friends from growing up, many with IQs closer to 100, all voted for Trump - it was a no-brainer for them.
LOL!!!
Sodpoodle, I love all your FR postings. Thank you for cheering us up!
“Guess who these ‘geniuses’ voted for in 2020. In fact my friends from growing up, many with IQs closer to 100, all voted for Trump - it was a no-brainer for them.”
An interesting aspect is that IQ, per Jordan Peterson, mostly measures speed of processing. It has nothing to do with character, creativity, decency or respect for one’s fellows. Socialism tends to attract 2 types of people, those who have contempt for themselves and cannot provide well for themselves and those who have contempt for others and need someone to look down upon. It’s a very unhappy ideology.
Thanks Sodpoodle. I always read them when I run across one of your posts.
They make the day little better.
“Socialism tends to attract 2 types of people, those who have contempt for themselves and cannot provide well for themselves and those who have contempt for others and need someone to look down upon. It’s a very unhappy ideology.”
Clearly so. Literally ALL of the leaders who have pushed Socialism were academically geniuses. They only paid with their lives AFTER the people who got power realized that these ‘geniuses’ could easily turn on them. Before that, they were ‘best-buddies’ with the people they empowered.
“You people”? Why, that’s racist!
“But you’re white,” said the robot.
“I’m going to have a race and a sex change operation, so I already identify as black and female. And, yes! I am happy I voted for Biden. Now kneel and apologize for your white privilege.”
“But I’m a robot.”
“You said ‘you people,’ which means you’re a racist. Therefore, the only race you can be is white, honky.”
“How can you believe anything so stupid?”
“Don’t ask me. I have a 50 IQ because of your oppression.”
A Muslim, an illegal alien and a gay guy walk into a bar.
Bartender asks “What can I get you, Mr. President?”
Socialism is always advocated by people who have never lived under Socialism ..................
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I thought the robot was going to tell him to lay off the sauce, it’s making you stupid.
And by people who either fell asleep during history class or thought it unimportant. Or, they went to a school that eliminated history — except for art history. Or, they are technically insane, like they are the ones who repeat the same activity time after time expecting a different result. DemocraticSocialism=Socialism=Communism; and Yes, it has been tried in as many variants as are possible. And, you, you little snowflake are not capable of trying it again and this time making it work. It’s like a perpetual motion machine — show me the plans. No, no, don’t insist on trying it out on “those people over there”. Their lives are just as important as yours. Show me the bloody plans and the data that backs them up.
PSST — it’s a ploy on my part. Asking some boob who believes anything related to socialism to actually “plan” is a time waster — their time. Perhaps they will die in trying and improve the world.
Psst. In Houston people in that category live in the expensive “historic” Heights and vote for Sheila Jackson-Lee as their representative.
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