JUST IN: HD Photos From Mars Rover

https://populist.press ^ | February 19, 2021 | Staff

[Red Badger]

Photo of the rover landing by parachute

First view of it’s surrounding on the Red Planet.

[SuperLuminal]

Brings tears to my eyes!
Think of all that money piled up on Mars that could have been used for reparations, LGBT assistance, and climate propaganda...
Snicker...

[DAC21]

"Hey, wait a minute! Look at those footprints...!"

Matt Damon?

[BiglyCommentary]

And I did see an insect (maybe 2) off in the distance.

[SamAdams76]

It's mosquito season on Mars.

They get pretty big.

[ETL]

On a visit to the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, Jackson Lee made embarrassing news by asking if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.[2]

Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.

http://web.archive.org/web/20100409095818/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee

"Yes, you're right, kids. No astronaut has yet been to Mars.
Democrat Congresswoman Lee doesn't know what she's talking about."

[LeonardFMason]

Give me the SPACE MODULATOR!

[ETL]

[PIF]

That’s not a Martian. That is one of our astronauts choking out a B-1 Droid.

—
Our? You might be a Martian trying to blame its failure on us.

[polymuser]

The Mars helicopter Ingenuity:

https://www.avinc.com/about/mars-helicopter

[zeestephen]

Great post, Red Badger.

Thank you!

[GOP_Party_Animal]

'Greetings, People Of Earth!' Says Elon Musk Welcoming Primitive Mars Rover To His Advanced Martian Colony

[Jrabbit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[phoneman08]

They picked this particular crater because pictures from the Mars orbiter clearly showed that this crater was once a lake with a river that filled it, and a river that maintained the water level. If they can’t find some manner of fossil there, it’s dead Jim and always was.

[Vermont Lt]

There has to be a rusted beer can there somewhere.

[Sonshinegirl]

bingo

[bgill]

All fake. There’s no little green man waving at the camera.

[Sonshinegirl]

Clapping...clapping

[CtBigPat]

Mars is a planet entirely inhabited by alien robots.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

What’s crazy about Mars is I never realized how incredibly far it is from earth. I read something once that said if you could drive there going 100 mph 24 hours a day it would take 4 HUNDRED years to get there!! That’s unreal, if you left in the year 1621 around the time the pilgrims landed at Plymouth rock, you’d be hitting Mars about now