[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[hoe_cake]

well, I flunk the guide then. I’m not woke. No problem.

[heavy metal]

or you could be “smart” and stay away from twitter...

[tbw2]

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This is not satire but reality.

They have finally met.

[Purdue77]

“ Whenever you go to Costco, loudly scream your pronouns in shoppers' faces. If anyone refuses to celebrate your pronouns, smash a giant box of pretzels over their head and call the manager.”

Be careful about using this. The Dems may use this as evidence of inciting an insurrection and will vote to impeach you.

[Rurudyne]

This thread needs some Ultra Spiritual Life!

How to become gluten intolerant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798

[Fiddlstix]

[HangnJudge]

Sometimes the Bee hits a home run

https://babylonbee.com/news/absolute-legend-trump-walks-away-from-republican-party-without-even-looking-back-at-explosion

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an awesome display of action movie MAGA-greatness, Trump walked away from the exploding Republican Party like an absolute legend, without looking back or even flinching. Witnesses say they saw Trump power-walking in slow motion away from the massive explosion as smoldering wreckage and shrieking Republicans rained down around him.

“I’ve never seen anything so beautiful,” said Steve Bannon and Nancy Pelosi in unison.

Trump supporters and Democrats collectively cheered while the steely-eyed Trump strutted confidently without any indication that he cared about the scorching inferno behind him as it laid waste to all the “losers and second-rate cowards” caught up in the blast. Mitch McConnell tried his best to escape, but he was too slow due to being a turtle. The force of the blast tipped him over on his back and he lay there with his arms flailing helplessly.

Authorities arrived on the scene to try to extinguish the flames but Trump stayed their hands. “No,” he said, slowly removing his glasses and finally turning around to gaze upon the torched ruins of the Republican Party. “No... let it burn.”

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[a fool in paradise]

You can’t be properly woke if you don’t get a good long sleep.

[Responsibility2nd]

There’s no hope for me being woke. If a gay white man with multi racial children can’t be woke, then I am really up a creek.

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3934239/posts

[Rebelbase]

Who forgot to turn off the {center} HTML tag?

[FormerFRLurker]

Just listen to Emperor Palpatine and “let the hate flow through you”. Hate towards the “right” people of course.

[TChad]

Pre-order David Hogg's Good Pillow: You want to sleep at night, don't you??

Unfortunately, I think that plenty of liberals and leftists will follow that advice. While plenty of people on the right sound certain that Hogg will fail, I think he has an excellent chance of succeeding. He doesn't even need to advertise.

[FalloutShelterGirl]

Cool! This thread is straight center!

[Pollster1]

Identity politics is a joke and should be treated as such.