[White Lives Matter]

I can't believe he's 78. Hell, he'll be 79 during filming. Nevertheless, knowing Disney, they'll probably kill him off like they did his Han Solo character.

[Jim Noble]

Indiana Jones and the Golden Walker

[House Atreides]

I hope that, for this “return”, he’s not piloting the plane back!

[Organic Panic]

Why. They didn’t crap on the franchise enough with number 4?

[Deaf Smith]

"knowing Disney"

Not unless Ford crashes his plane first.

[Gman]

Indiana Jones and the Prostate of Doom

[ETL]

Re: "It's official: Harrison Ford (Age 78) will return in a fifth 'Indiana Jones' movie"

Well, so they finally got the ball rolling on the next sequel.

[Lysandru]

Oh good grief, Disney can byte me.

Can we have some new heroes and new stories please?

I am "sequeled" out.

[headstamp 2]

Kudos for new ideas.

[lee martell]

That’s ridiculous. There must be hundreds of young actors who would play that part for one tenth of the Harrison Ford price. I think the directors are afraid to write Harrison out of the script.

As vain as he still is, I can see him making the talk show rounds during his pity party.
“I might sue, you know,.Age Discrimination. but it’s the fans disappointment that I’m most concerned with. The letters and the hundreds of Tweets I get daily would just break your heart!”

[Olog-hai]

Didn’t understand ROTLA when it came out, but in retrospect thought it blasphemous.

Too bad Dr. Henry Jones Sr. (Sean Connery) has departed . . .

[ETL]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Nevertheless, knowing Disney, they'll probably kill him off like they did his Han Solo character.

Gosh I hope so.

Would be the only thing worth watching it for.

[carikadon]

Who cares?

[Political Junkie Too]

Indiana Jones and Runway 29 28 27

-PJ

[Whatever Works]

What? Did he run out of money?

[Ransomed]

Doddering Indy adopts an 11 year old obese black lesbian genius. They proceed to have adventures involving ancient artifacts that invariably reveal historic white privilege. The Indy movie our culture deserves.

Freegards

[Political Junkie Too]

Indiana Jones and the Boost of Ensure

-PJ

[MAGA2017]

Good grief. The first film, Raiders of the Lost Art is the best of the films. The last one they did was just awful.

[bray]

Does he trade his whip for a walker?

[TigersEye]

Indiana: “There’s a great treasure to be found, trust me!”

Orderly: “You certainly left me a treasure in your bed last night. Now let’s get you cleaned up for lunch.”

Indiana: “It had to be snakes. I hate snakes!”

Orderly: “That’s just a noodle in your soup, sir.”