Posted on 11/26/2020 7:06:53 PM PST by simpson96
A Florida woman allegedly broke into a house and attacked her coworker's sleeping husband with a machete before leading deputies on a pursuit early Sunday morning, the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office announced Monday.
Sarasota County Sheriff's deputies responded to a reported burglary at a residence on Burke Road shortly after midnight Sunday. Deputies found a broken bedroom window and an injured man with several lacerations to his body.
Investigators said a woman identified as 27-year-old Alana Gibson broke into the house, where her female coworker lives, and attacked her coworker's husband with a machete while he was asleep. Gibson allegedly tried to strangle the coworker as she intervened.
Deputies said other residents in the house were able to stop Gibson, who fled the scene, leading deputies on a vehicle pursuit into neighboring Charlotte County before she was arrested.
A machete, an ax, a compound bow and multiple arrows belonging to Gibson were found at the house, according to the sheriff's department.
The coworker's husband was hospitalized in stable condition.
Gibson was charged with attempted murder; armed burglary with assault; and fleeing/eluding police. She was held without bond.
Gibson reportedly admitted to planning to kill the husband and convince the man's wife to run away with her, the sheriff's office said.
"Alana Gibson is charged with attempted murder; armed burglary with assault; and fleeing/eluding police. She was held without bond."
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According to WPEC-TV, Alana Gibson of Biddeford, Maine, who identifies as female...
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I identify as a Millionaire but that doesn’t make it so.
Florida Man and Florida Woman are products of drug abuse. Don’t know why the state is a drug mecca, but that’s what the buzz says.
Confirmation that she actually has two X chromosomes is forthcoming, I presume?
DANG!
The article might just as well have reported, "Police have apprehended Alan Gibson, 27, a White male of Jacksonville - who self-identifies as a 17-year-old Korean female dwarf named Her Eminence Alana Gibson, S.J., of the Holy Roman Empire - and charged her with the crime."
Regards,
A bit more finesse and he/she/whatever could be a politician.
HA!
Does she get to go to the women’s prison????
: ) C’mon man/woman/whatever baby light my fire. At least it wasn’t an arsonist.
Yep.
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Not even close. sheeesh
Indeed.
That’s Carl from The Walking Dead!
Why do we allow the Orwellian press to play these games with words?
First requirement for that is a heavy date with the pruning lopper.
My kingdom for eye bleach ... :-)
A dude can lop off his dingaling. A woman can graft (or strap) one on. But nothing in the world will give a woman that kind of an Adam's apple.
As my sister and her daughter say, "Eeeeeeeew".
Faces look ugly when you're alone.
It can happen naturally. Especially if the woman is thin and/or athletic.
Noooooooooo! Now I’m afraid to date anyone at all. :-)
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