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After Wiping Out Half The Universe, Thanos Calls For Unity
The Babylon Bee ^ | November 10, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/14/2020 8:07:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a lengthy campaign to wipe out half of all life in the universe, controversial environmental activist Thanos has called for humanity to come together, end their divisions, and unify.

The environmentalist activist gave a victory speech after accomplishing his plan to acquire the Infinity Stones, place them in a specially designed glove, and snap his fingers to end billions of lives.

"Now that I have destroyed half of all life in existence, it is time for unity," Thanos said in a speech Tuesday. "I know I treated you all as enemies and called for your total destruction, making it my life's mission to slaughter half the organic life in our reality. But now it is time for our universe to heal."

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1 posted on 11/14/2020 8:07:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Thanos wiped out half of . . . you know, the thing! But we can still get behind him! C’mon, man!

DANG!


2 posted on 11/14/2020 8:08:06 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL!


3 posted on 11/14/2020 8:10:40 AM PST by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Beautiful! BB hits a home run.


4 posted on 11/14/2020 8:13:05 AM PST by windsorknot
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Democrats are praising Thanos as a hero, since many Trump supporters died after the snap, along with millions of unborn babies.

The Rats really have no respect for life. That is why they are so miserable all the time.

5 posted on 11/14/2020 8:25:15 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and needs to be eradicated)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hey, that’s happened before...with some girl-grabber named Mohamed...


6 posted on 11/14/2020 8:39:24 AM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bill and Melinda, Sachs and Soros, etc would go Thanos one better. Their idea is more along the lines of wiping out 6/7ths of humanity, leaving one billion to enjoy this earthly socialist utopia.


7 posted on 11/14/2020 8:55:20 AM PST by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That’s a good one


8 posted on 11/14/2020 9:07:22 AM PST by muleskinner
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To: Deo volente

I thought it was 500 million. When I was in college, my socialist meteorology professor was claiming da erf could only support 200 million.


9 posted on 11/14/2020 9:49:07 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Deo volente

Yeah, well, if they manage that, I’ll be in heaven and never have to deal with them again.


10 posted on 11/14/2020 12:11:21 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.)
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