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Hero: Man Stranded On Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask
Babylon Bee ^
| October 23rd, 2020
| BABYLON BEE
Posted on 10/23/2020 4:16:47 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople
CARIBBEAN—The U.S. Coast Guard announced today that they discovered a man who has been stranded on a deserted island in the Caribbean Ocean for over 5 months after his boat sunk in a storm. A spokesman for the USCG reported that this heroic man has been responsibly wearing his mask the entire time on the island, even though he is the only living soul in a thousand-mile radius.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; brave; heroic; mask; stunning
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so STUNNING and BRAVE
To: MuttTheHoople
That mask looks new. Do you think the Coast Guard gave him a new one? And, he must have found food because he has a bit of a belly.
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:20:31 PM PDT
by
mia
To: MuttTheHoople
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:20:48 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: MuttTheHoople
Retarded. Wait what, did I just say "retarded". I meant imbecile, no that's not right, moron ... humm maybe idiot.
The left will give him a medal.
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:21:28 PM PDT
by
zadox
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:24:45 PM PDT
by
kevao
(BIBLICAL JESUS: Give your money to the poor. SOCIALIST JESUS: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
To: MuttTheHoople
Sometimes it’s so hard to tell the Bee’s satire from reality.
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:24:56 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: MuttTheHoople
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:30:54 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: mia; zadox
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:35:03 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(Your tagline sucked, so it was deleted - Admin)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:49:35 PM PDT
by
thinden
To: MuttTheHoople
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:53:31 PM PDT
by
KSCITYBOY
(The media is corrupt)
To: MuttTheHoople
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:57:30 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Polls are for dancing)
To: MuttTheHoople
Jeez, now Biden will make that a campaign issue.
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posted on
10/23/2020 4:58:54 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Polls are for dancing)
To: MuttTheHoople
Sounds reasonable to me.
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posted on
10/23/2020 5:00:43 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Polls are for dancing)
To: MuttTheHoople
I never knew that the Caribbean Ocean was so big.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: Verginius Rufus
Good catch ... bet most missed it.
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posted on
10/23/2020 5:44:57 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
To: MuttTheHoople
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posted on
10/23/2020 5:48:03 PM PDT
by
livius
To: MuttTheHoople
Everyday I see idiots wearing masks while working out, jogging, biking, driving, and I think to myself, “WTF, over?”
To: VeniVidiVici
I wear my mask at night while sleeping at my wife’s request.
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posted on
10/23/2020 7:21:14 PM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
To: MuttTheHoople; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Good citizen!
Joe Biden approves this message, if he remembers it!
DANG!
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