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ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 13, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/15/2020 5:16:33 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking dinner for her family of nine with her right hand and typing up an appellate court decision with her left hand.
"That's a great question, Senator, thank you for asking," she responded to one line of questioning as she chopped up onions to put them in her stew. "Sorry if I'm crying during my response -- it's just the onions." She eloquently answered the inquiry while moving on to skinning the potatoes, simultaneously typing up a 50-page decision for the Seventh Court of Appeals with her other hand.
At publishing time, Judge Barrett had gotten out her knitting.
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She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, etc., etc.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would be willing to move to Utah so that I could marry her, while keeping my existing wife.
Not sure if the wife would be so magnamimous...
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:18:08 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dang she is related to my mom.
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:18:53 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nobody does it better that the Bee.
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:22:11 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(In this circus called the Democrat Party, Biden is the monkey and Harris is the organ grinder...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:22:14 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: fhayek
As a wife myself.....no she would not be. ; )
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:24:54 PM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: fhayek
I would be willing to move to Utah so that I could marry her, while keeping my existing wife.
Utah hasn't allowed polygamy for some time. Besides, she is a practicing Catholic, and her husband lives.
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:28:49 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Dr. Sivana
Gee, do I have to SPELL OUT that my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek?
Plus, she never returns my calls...
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:31:34 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:32:33 PM PDT
by
milagro
(There is no peace in appeasement!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
We are all going to be proud of Amy for many years to come.
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:42:37 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(Justice delayed is justice denied.)
To: McGavin999
Hopefully a worthy substitute for Antonin Scalia.
To: technically right
I think he will be very proud of her.
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posted on
10/15/2020 5:57:15 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(Justice delayed is justice denied.)
To: McGavin999
And she shares a name with a company that builds a rifle
that fires a .50 BMG...Barrett.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
She’s related to all Conservative women who I’m pretty sure are he very best home makers.
Did you ever notice at the grocery checkout that the tattooed bun-heads, with the dirty hair, yoga pants (2 sizes too small) and cheesy flip flops do not know how to shop. Just look at the processed garbage they buy for their families.
I can’t even let myself THINK what their houses must look like.
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posted on
10/16/2020 4:32:57 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("Barbarism is the absence of standards to which an appeal can be made" Y Gasset)
To: fhayek
Plus, she never returns my calls... Nor mine.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Gets back to my theory that conservative women are generally much more attractive than liberal women.
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