Posted on 08/31/2020 5:56:28 AM PDT by knighthawk
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leftists announced a bold new tactic to eradicate fascism from the land today: marching in lockstep through the streets and accosting anyone who doesn't chant their slogans and perform their special salute.
"We did it! We defeated fascism!" cried one elated protester after the mob accosted a woman in the street and screamed in her face for not performing their salute, in which their arms were raised at a 45-degree angle. "Great job, everyone! Free milkshakes for everyone!" They then threw milkshakes at random passersby.
As for citizens who don't perform the special salute, mobs are organizing camps for them to be reeducated in. Should people not own a car to drive to the camps, they will be sent via public transportation, possibly a train.
At publishing time, mob leaders had purchased some matching brown uniforms for everyone so you can easily recognize who the good guys are.
Its true. They should start playing the Internationale, or even the Soviet/Russian National anthem (how ironic).
No, not satire.
They’re late to the game with this one.
Yeah. These peaceful protesters are so stupid that they don’t see that their communist salute is very similar to a NAZI salute.
I’m not sure this is satire.
The worst of history repeats for those who do not grasp its importance.
Every time they write some "satire", the leftists take it as their marching orders, and the Bee has to try that much harder to come up with something even more bizarre.
I swear, if the Bee wrote that Antifa decided to walk around in their underwear, it would happen a day or two later.
I salute them with two handed mono digital articulation.
But this is already happening. It's not even satire anymore. Witness that poor woman last week who was just trying to enjoy a meal when the little fascists surrounded her. And the weak little faggot next to her who put up his fist.
Erik Larson wrote “In the Garden of Beasts” about life in pre-war Nazi Germany. Apparently when the S.A. staged a parade, German citizens were required to give the Nazi salute. If they didn’t a few brownshirts would go over and beat the crap out of them. If you were a non-citizen and could explain quickly enough, they might leave you alone.
I wonder if our own homegrown fascists are as accommodating as the brownshirts?
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