Homer Simpson, Please pick up the white courtesy phone...
1 posted on
08/15/2020 4:05:34 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
2 posted on
08/15/2020 4:12:30 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Boy, people eating alone are gonna be hacked off.
3 posted on
08/15/2020 4:15:31 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Liberals will be torn over whether this is discriminatory fat shaming or brilliant social policy.
4 posted on
08/15/2020 4:17:45 PM PDT by
Yardstick
To: DUMBGRUNT
5 posted on
08/15/2020 4:19:06 PM PDT by
PROCON
(Voting Democrat in November is tantamount to kneeling on the throat of Lady Liberty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The “You eat too much.... you go now” skit was supposed to be a joke and not an instruction manual. 1984 and Animal Farm have become instruction manuals too so I guess it is par for the course.
To: DUMBGRUNT
They aren’t even trying to pretend that the food situation is ok anymore. The flooding has been biblical over there. And to save the big cities and the Three Gorges Dam, they have been diverting floodwaters onto farmland. The rain upstream of the 3GD let up a bit last week but it has picked back up. They are running out of places to put the water.
To: DUMBGRUNT
9 posted on
08/15/2020 4:25:54 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
John Pinetop (RIP) “...you go now...you been here four hour awready...eat broccoli not spare rib...you go now!”
Cheers
11 posted on
08/15/2020 4:26:48 PM PDT by
petro45acp
(Ms. Reade need only have knee-ed the offender in the cod, filed police report. Dads teach daugters)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Where’s my cat Ho Lee?
5.56mm
14 posted on
08/15/2020 4:29:33 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Years ago I used t frequent a chinese buffet, with 2 large friends, the owner would shout “2 plate only”!
20 posted on
08/15/2020 4:36:22 PM PDT by
mylife
(Opinions: $1, Today's Special, Half Baked: 50c)
To: DUMBGRUNT
This guy broke their scale...
To: DUMBGRUNT
34 posted on
08/15/2020 5:12:59 PM PDT by
ASOC
(Having humility really means one is rarely humiliated)
To: DUMBGRUNT
36 posted on
08/15/2020 5:27:24 PM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Another bad idea to give the Democrats.
38 posted on
08/15/2020 5:38:11 PM PDT by
moovova
(https://therealjoe.com/)
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