Biden Tells Staffers To Pick Any Black Person For VP 'Since They All Think The Same Anyway'

The Babylon Bee ^ | 08/07/20 | The Babylon Bee

[Pining_4_TX]

"Just nab any old black person -- they're all pretty much interchangeable," Biden reportedly told his aides. "That Stacey chick, the Kamala cop lady, heck, get Denzel Washington for all I care. Any of them are fine. And poor VP candidates are almost as bright as white ones."

"I had a black friend once, you know. Barry. Really great guy. Very clean and articulate."

[Pining_4_TX]

Ha, ha, The Bee nails it again.

[CondoleezzaProtege]

In all seriousness if he picks Susan Rice it’s game on. Most of the country won’t care about Benghazi et al. if the Dems play the race gender card right - they will cover for her just as the media did Hillary. And Rice is the one with the least liability.

[Rurudyne]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg

[butlerweave]

Benghazi Rice

[hotsteppa]

Susan Rice is intimately attached to the Crime of the century. I hope they pick her. She is a lightweight.

[Fiddlstix]

[dontreadthis]

white on rice

[Sacajaweau]

:-)

[gov_bean_ counter]

They all sorta look alike too...0

[Cold Heart]

Come on man

[Torahman]

Somebody Please!, Call Jeff Dunham! He needs to give his Puppet Walter, a makeover, Check him out! The resemblance is remarkable. Come on man!

[Big Red Badger]

Old Joe
Could have Said
This!
Maybe did.

[metmom]

It almost had me on this one.

[Fiddlstix]

You Got That Right

[cnsmom]

Is that similar to Basmati Rice.

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Folks, the reason Joe Biden has not yet named his VP running mate is simply that, Democrat, Joe Biden will not be the Democrat candidate that will run for 2020 POTUS. The Biden campaign is coming apart...across the board...so is Biden, The Negro hater!!! Game over for Biden!!! “NEXT”!!!

[captain_dave]

Babylon Bee is no longer satire. It's like in the movie "Men in Black" -- just like the real news is printed in The National Enquirer, the real news can now be found in the Babylon Bee

[McGruff]

They picked somebody but I can't remember who.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

That’s what I’ve been posting all the time your perspective on rice is right on.

[CondoleezzaProtege]

*sigh* it’s going to be brutal till the end