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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; ArGee

I cheated death again as well, and finally got to the thrift store to drop off a load of stuff so I can begin filling the cargo area with more stuff. It’s a relief to know I will have much less to pack, this time.

Now, if I can just get an appointment with an attorney for the PoA and the Simple Will, I’ll be good to go!


5,241 posted on 10/16/2020 10:49:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, the old roundabout. That’s what you get when you cross an automobile body repair company with a legislature. Guaranteed work.


5,242 posted on 10/16/2020 10:50:10 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

If I turn off the traction control on my Expedition, I can get her to drift an entire circle...

Er...

Hypothetically.

Yeah... Hypothetically...


5,243 posted on 10/16/2020 11:17:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse; ArGee; Tax-chick

St George has traffic circles/roundabouts/roundy-rounds but only in the ritzier ‘hoods. City fathers’ way of reducing crime by making high speed chases a thing for stand-up comics.

I hate the things myself, and think they’re evil. NOT hypothetically. ;o]


5,244 posted on 10/16/2020 11:44:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

A B C D snikes?

L M N O snikes!

O S M R 2 snikes; C M B D I’s??

Y I B! M R snikes!


5,245 posted on 10/16/2020 12:45:01 PM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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To: HKMk23

CDEDBD ducks?

MRNO ducks.

MR2. CDEDBD wings?

O! MR ducks.


5,246 posted on 10/16/2020 1:25:57 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Monkey Face

Ya oughta take a drive over to Ivins. Coming in from the highway on Snow Canyon Parkway you’ll think you’re driving through Palm Desert with all the gated condo communities.

Wife’s Dad was born in Ivins, and we had talked of him taking residence at the fairly new VA Southern Utah Veteran’s Home out there but things didn’t go on that long.


5,247 posted on 10/16/2020 4:46:33 PM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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To: HKMk23; Monkey Face

Cheated Death Again: Gets Dark at Night

Pat drove me over to the Envirothon coordinator’s house, where James and Vlad were doing a thing with the other high schoolers. And then back.

We all lived.


5,248 posted on 10/16/2020 5:45:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: HKMk23

I don’t know if I could handle Ivins, now. When I lived there is was just red clay that got into everything, and most of the houses were manufactured homes. There was a minimart that housed the general store and the post office.

It was such a small close-knit community that my Favorite Son, who was in the army at Ft Carson CO, sent a letter addressed to “Mom” and I got it. I still have it!

With the growth on the old road (Telegraph) and the growth here in Hurricane, I don’t know if I could bear to see Ivins and Santa Clara. My BiL spends time at the new VA in Ivins, but I’ve only seen photos of it.

This area is growing too fast.


5,249 posted on 10/16/2020 7:39:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Dead Corpse; HKMk23

U R FNE GIS!


5,250 posted on 10/16/2020 7:40:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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5,251 posted on 10/17/2020 3:14:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Tax-chick

What a bright-eyed little morning floof!

Good morning.

I think I got four hours of sleep last night. Maybe five. I feel as though the Chinese army marched over me barefoot and left their dirty socks behind.

My ballot came.

Also, for whatever reason, it seems a bunch of my checks have not been presented for payment, and I have no idea what to do about that. That’s never happened before. Ever.


5,252 posted on 10/17/2020 3:59:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, dear. I suppose there’s not much you can do until Monday, since businesses and banks are closed. Maybe things will have cleared up by Monday.


5,253 posted on 10/17/2020 4:08:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Tax-chick

All I can do is wait and see. I don’t like calling any businesses on Monday because of the wait time before I get connected to a person, so it will be Tuesday before I’ll find out what the deal is. Maybe if they know the check numbers and the amounts, they’ll cut me some slack and waive any “late” fees.


5,254 posted on 10/17/2020 4:17:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Monkey Face

But it’s been almost three weeks!!


5,255 posted on 10/17/2020 4:17:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Good morning, O bringer of Kitties.
Hope all is well in the world.
Out and about this morrow.
See y’all later.


5,256 posted on 10/17/2020 5:08:35 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) 2020. Get it wrong and we all go down with Davy Jones.)
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To: moose07

Howdy, O healthy one on the Isles of the Sea!

I hope your day is awesome!


5,257 posted on 10/17/2020 5:09:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

Howya!

I’m about to have choir practice, and then there will be other things, like a Patrick Driving Adventure.


5,258 posted on 10/17/2020 5:40:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Tax-chick

I had a Driving Adventure to Walmart and back, in search of a vest to help me stay warm. It worked! First impulse was to get a bright red one, but I opted for an oyster gray to match the coat I got on sale for $5. The difference in my comfort level is astounding!

I have to go out again later because I have to go to Walgreen’s. Not my choice, but...


5,259 posted on 10/17/2020 6:57:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Monkey Face

Patrick has wandered off, mumbling, instead of getting a meal and turning up for a Driving Adventure.

We don’t call him “the skinny, weird one” for nothing.


5,260 posted on 10/17/2020 7:44:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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