Posted on 03/09/2020 1:31:24 PM PDT by bitt
From his seaside mansion, former president Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump.
"All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired the ocean, which will consume his home in fewer than twelve years. "My responsibility for the great economic gains in this country ended the moment the stocks started to tank this morning."
The former president said that he does reserve the right to reverse his stance and reclaim credit for any economic gains realized after the market turns around, whenever that may be.
"As soon as this thing stabilizes, I'll be there, claiming credit for things I didn't do."
Obama also assured panicked Americans that if they like their economy, they can keep their economy.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
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Obammy, you blue gummed jug eared Mulatto Muslim idiot, STFU!!!
So true!
ain’t that just the way? Great sarcasm.
Hahahahaha.
It’s not so much Obama taking credit, it’s the media giving him credit.
Chuckle!
Gotta love The Bee!
LOL
Haha, pretty funny
The Bee is hilarious
When satire is way too close to reality, you know it’s time to drop the curtain.
But as soon as the market turns around . . .
the sea monkey needs to shut up
You never were dickhead
ROFL
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