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Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | February 27 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/27/2020 12:03:23 PM PST by gattaca

U.S.—In a televised interview, Bernie Sanders has praised slave owners for their free housing program offered to all slaves working the plantations.

"Of course, the slavery was bad, but the slaves were housed, for free I might add, for their entire employment," Sanders said in an interview with 60 Minutes. "So it's unfair to criticize the whole thing. Also, the slaveowners were pretty impressive guys. The plantations were very clean, very nice buildings. I actually honeymooned at one in Virginia back in 1845, and it was an eye-opener for me as to how much propaganda has been used to malign slaveowners and their healthcare, housing, and literacy programs."

At publishing time, sources had also confirmed that Bernie Sanders had defended hell itself, saying the place of eternal torment has "gotten a bad rap" and "isn't such a bad place."


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1 posted on 02/27/2020 12:03:23 PM PST by gattaca
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2 posted on 02/27/2020 12:09:14 PM PST by Maceman (People who vote Democrat sell their lives (and ours) to the government and their souls to the Devil.)
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If Bernie believed for one second that the south was Commie/socialist, he’d find a reason to like them.
He is that much of an idiot.
What a repulsive ma...er... human like thing.


3 posted on 02/27/2020 12:23:40 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: wattojawa

Satire ping


4 posted on 02/27/2020 12:27:39 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: gattaca

Lol..It is tough to separate satire from Bernie SANDERS and his cult actually say or believe.


5 posted on 02/27/2020 12:31:34 PM PST by MGunny (l)
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To: gattaca

Slavery meant free healthcare for all. Socialized medicine for life.


6 posted on 02/27/2020 4:14:42 PM PST by PAR35
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