[Conan the Librarian]

Awhhhh Nuts!

[Red Badger]

Will he be buried in the shell or roasted on a grill?.......................

[bigbob]

Will they have him ground - chunky or creamy?

[kaehurowing]

Dayyyummmm.

I hear the Jolly Green Giant is in a care home somewhere and not doing too well.

[ClearCase_guy]

Another oppressive piece of the Patriarchy goes DOWN!!

[Leep]

Probably for the best..he was getting quite rancid.

[Political Junkie Too]

He was assaulted.

-PJ

[Buckeye McFrog]

Sheesh, another example of Leftist Millenials infesting corporate marketing.

He’ll likely be replaced with a hip, rapping, trans Brazil Nut.

[Skywise]

Wow.. what an uplifting ad to sell peanuts

[uranium penguin]

Why would they kill off Mr. Peanut?

Seems like a really bad marketing decision.

[Daffynition]

I thought Jimmie Carter had passed.

[Retrofitted]

Off to eBay to see if my Mr. Peanut stuff is worth anything! My break-dancing Mr. Peanut complete with jar has got to be worth something! ;)

[dangus]

Peter Pan will live forever!

[Leep]

Also, the circumstances of his death are unfortunate.
He has found in a couch cushion along with 17 cents and a toothpick.

[Bob434]

A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.

The bartender says, “what do you think this is, a granola bar? “.

[Telepathic Intruder]

He was a salty old bastard anyway.

[Berosus]

I heard Mr. Peanut’s last words were to his wife as he left the house: “I’ll be back in a jif.”

[gundog]

Why mention the Super Biwl, unless they’re unveiling a new, woke spokesnut?

[max americana]

I hope that the new Mr Peanuts wont be a transgendered peanut pretending to be a coffee bean.

[cld51860]

I confess I did NOT have Mr. Peanut in the dead pool...