Posted on 12/03/2019 5:08:21 PM PST by dynachrome
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Kamala Harris, the nation’s most famous cop, has been demoted to meter maid in reaction to her failed presidential campaign.
As soon as she dropped out of the presidential race, she was called into the office of her police chief. “I’m going to need your gun and badge,” her chief said before handing her the smaller gun and lesser badge of a meter maid.
“But how am I supposed to bust the real scumbags out there?” Harris was heard arguing. “Like the mothers who let their kids be truant and people who smoke marijuana? Someone needs to be out there arresting those people, putting them in prison, and throwing away the key!”
“You should have thought of that before you embarrassed us,” said her chief. “You got kicked around by Tulsi Gabbard! And you call yourself a cop!”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Man, the Babylon Bee is ahead of Harris’ campaign website which is still accepting donations.
Meter Maid??? I would hire her to clean up the pee and poop on the streets of California, after all she represents that Crappy State!!!
“In a cap, she looked much older
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a Military man!”
That part's not parody - Tulsi kicked her right out of the club.
They misspelled peter maid
Well played.
Well, we know she’s a peter maid.
“peter maid’
Dang. I shoulda thought of that. LOL
Back on her knees again.
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