[C19fan]

Not the ray's fault if some idiot steps on it. LA Ray do do do do do.....

[Red Badger]

“Shut Down”
Beach Boys

Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna shut you down

It happened on the strip where the road is wide
(Oooo rev it up now)
Two cool shorts standin’ side by side
(Oooo rev it up now)
Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a four-thirteen
(Oooo rev it up now)
Revvin’ up our engines and it sounds real mean
(Oooo rev it up now)

Tach it up, tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna shut you down

Declinin’ numbers at an even rate
(Oooo movin’ out now)
At the count of one we both accelerate
(Oooo movin’ out now)
My Stingray is light the slicks are startin’ to spin
(Oooo movin’ out now)
But the four-thirteen’s really diggin’ in
(Oooo movin’ out now)

Gotta be cool now power shift here we go

Superstock Dart is windin’ out in low
But my fuel injected Stingray’s really startin’ to go
To get the traction I’m ridin’ the clutch
My pressure plate’s burnin’ that machine’s too much

Pedal’s to the floor hear the dual quads drink
(Oooo pump it up now)
And now the four-thirteen’s lead is startin’ to shrink
(Oooo pump it up now)
He’s hot with ram induction but it’s understood
(Oooo pump it up now)
I got a fuel injected engine sittin’ under my hood
(Oooo pump it up now)

Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down
Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down
Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down
Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down
Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down

[blackdog]

Walking on or swimming into stingrays is not an "attack". If you sit on a new and it stings you in the ass it's not a bee attack.

The headline should read, "Left Coast Beach Goers Too Stupid To Be In The Ocean"

[Kickass Conservative]

Must be the 2019 Stingrays.

I just ordered a 2020 and I won’t get it until early next year.

[antidemoncrat]

I thought Gavin Nobrain signed an executive order banning stingrays from California beaches.

[pikachu]

You shuffle your feet in the water and let the rays know you are coming. If you stomp like a clod hopper you will land on a ray and get spiked. It is very much like dealing with snakes — you are on their turf and surprising them may end painfully for you.

[Kickass Conservative]

Anyone have the pic of Bill Maher’s Halloween Costume?

[killthemachines]

Time to ban ‘em.

[DannyTN]

Paging Steve Irwin.

[headstamp 2]

People actually go in the water there?

[PGR88]

All the more reason to pass a $4 Trillion Green New Deal. Won’t someone please think of the children?

[samtheman]

Sharks prey on stingrays. Fewer sharks, more stingrays. I read an article one year about scallop populations down because stingray populations were up. Stingrays eat scallops and there weren’t enough sharks that year to keep the stingray population down.

[pfflier]

This time of year, the rays are in the shallow water, nothing new. Residents do the "sting ray shuffle" slide your feet instead of lifting them.

It worked for me for 20+ years. I've been stuck once.

[Cobra64]

http://gmauthority.com/blog/2019/07/2020-corvette-stingray-first-real-life-pictures/

[Bonemaker]

“More than 500 people were injured over Labor Day weekend by stingrays in Southern California beaches.”

It’s a start.

[Bullish]

What was a Stingray doing on the beach anyway?

[Ken H]

More range time needed.

[dblshot]

The spike in injuries
Indeed.

[60Gunner]

Were the Stingrays driven by Cougars?

[PGalt]

I saw several sting rays from the pier in Oceanside (first community south of Camp Pendleton in southern California) in mid-August. Most of them were caught by people fishing off the pier.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

They should have warning labels on all sting rays. Surprised this isn’t already a California law. Boy, they are slipping out there.