Elon Musk Wants To Hook Your Brain Directly Up To Computers — Starting Next Year

NBC ^ | 03/19/19 | Alex Johnson

[Parmy]

That will only work if everyone’s brain is also filled with Mary Jane smoke.

[Army Air Corps]

I saw these movies...

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Patriot Babe]

Wait! Will this work on Liberals since they have no Brains. Would pay to see AOC Brain hooked up to a computer. LOL

[Tucker39]

Your remark reminds me of the appearance of watches with LED displays. I confess, I craved to have one. But pushing a button to learn the time soon became a PITA. After a few years the watch quit and I bought a nice analog model. I took pride in showing my watch to friends, saying how ultra modern it is to have a watch one merely had to LOOK at to learn the time of day. My current one is a Citizen Eco-Drive with an analog dial. Attsa nice!

[cuban leaf]

This is fantastic! Synchronized swimming would be fantastic!

[FES0844]

Will he go first??

[mumblypeg]

Sounds sorta like a science fiction novel I read as a teen, NOVA by Samuel R. Delaney.

The book’s hero, named Mouse, had electric sockets in his wrists. He’d plug his personal space ship’s power cords into his wrist outlets & take off.

Musk strikes me as a guy who reads stuff like that.

[ManHunter]

Hey Elon, you first.

[TheDon]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Kewl! I so much want to do a DEFRAG!

[morphing libertarian]

Phew!!! Right on time. Do I get a car with that?

[Rebelbase]

Too many people’s brains can’t even run BASIC.

[Blogatron]

You're dead, Jim.

[hal ogen]

I’d like to hook elon’s drug-addled brain up to a machine that could get back all the taxpayers’ grants he has stolen.

[Rebelbase]

"Cancel this order. That fat guy on Elm Street is just day dreaming again. It's 8th time this week".

[cincinnati65]

Throw in 70-30, Barnum-Hughes, and I’ll concur with your assessment. He throws out these “cool sounding” ideas, and then sucks up a ton of grant money to “figure them out.”

[al baby]

And Snoop Dog

[cincinnati65]

This idea is DOA. 1) It will only work on Conservatives -- Liberals will automatically reject logic. 2) Conservatives won't buy into because of the implications of mind control.

With no market --- fail.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Elon Musk is going to be serving time in a Federal Penitentiary for securities fraud long before this plan ever comes to fruition.